• Member Since 13th Jun, 2013
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UglyTurnip


I'm a crossover crackfic author, college student, and filthy console peasant.

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This story is a sequel to You Can't C Me


Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor were just minding their own business on the edge of the Everfree Forest.

But suddenly, a man they've never seen before steps out of the woods. His request? For one of them to shoot him in the face.

Where did he come from? Who is he? Why does he want to be shot in the face?

Who cares? Just shoot him in the face.

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Comments ( 79 )

Beautiful work of art right here

IT'S FACE SHOOTING O CLOCK!!!!!!! :pinkiecrazy:

I don't suppose this has anything to do with the episode that Bisnap and Rawrquaza put up today, does it?

6512919 No, this was actually written last night after I rediscovered this quest. I just didn't bother to publish it until today.

This my friend is a masterpiece

6512956 Damn you beat me to it!

Laughing out loud worthy! Favorite!

Playing as the mecromancer with 500+ anarchy, and this quest becomes very difficult

This guy gets it

And that is how Shooty Mcface was shot in the face. Are there any questions children?

6512956 Lol I had forgotten about that scene.

6513408 Mechromancer problems... I can one-shot an enemy three levels over me with a shotgun two under, but I can't shoot a guy who's standing still in the face from point blank.

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!! NOT THE ARM, LEG, OR CHEST, THE FACE!!!

6515075 THE FACE!!!! *I take out my colt revolver looking at him* Sorry... But I don't waste particular bullets... shooting people in the face that want to be shot... if you didn't want to be shot in the face... it would be different.

6515086 SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!! LET ME TELL YOU A JOKE!!! KNOCK KNOCK!!! WHO'S THERE? SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!! END OF JOKE!!!

Don't worry Twilight, everyone wants to learn archery after watching the Hunger Games! In a similar fashion, I want to play Borderlands after reading this story. :rainbowlaugh:

6515093 Let me tell you a story about a girl who didn't shoot you a guy in the face. a guy asked the girl to shoot him in the face, she said know and laughed somewhat as the guy told her a bad joke. the girl then told the guy a story about a guy who wanted a girl to shoot him in the face. the end

6515163 Goes away to get some other person to shoot me in the face. :applecry:

6515327 *goes on a roof top and takes out sniper and headshots you* OOOHHH IM THE EQUESTRIANSNIPER!!

*Writes an 80K fanfic over a year-80 likes*
*Writes a 1K oneshot in an hour-70 likes*

6516789 Hey, I'll take it.

God damned beautiful masterpiece, this is.

After checking the word count, I request that you add three more words to this story.

6516856 Oh, I like the way you think.

I was so confused when I met that guy in the game. But then I remembered what I was playing...

6517373 Face McShooty was even more psycho than your average psycho!

Whatever drugs he was on, I need to get some.

Here's the mission from the game;

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Comedy over quantity!

I think I remember a story featuring something similliar with McShooty face in MLP Time Loops.
Only, the other version was shorter, and did not finish with him getting shot.

Oh yeah, 100th upvote right here.

And a wonderfully amusing story!

Ah, the Borderlands 2 Memories, I must play on the Handsome collection again sometime also I WILL GIVE YOU THUMBS UP PROVIDED THAT THUMB SHOOTS ME IN THE FACE! NOT THE ARMS, NOT THE ELBOWS, IN. THE. FACE!

I love this fic. I want to have sex with it.

Ah yes. I was just playing this with a friend and he asked me why that guy wanted to be shot in the face. then I asked him why he was asking me this AFTER we shot him in the face at the same time.

6512934 I've been waiting for this, and I couldn't be happier it's arrived. :pinkiehappy:

THAT WAS A AWESOME STORY!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS MORE AWESOME? YOU, SHOOTING ME IN THE FACE. DO IT, PAL, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE. IF YOU SHOOT ME YOU WILL GAIN MORE LIKES, YOU WILL BECOME THE BEST FUCKING WRITER IN THIS SITE, YOU BECOME THE MASTER OF THIS SITE, NOW SHOOT ME IN THE FACE. WHAT YOU WAITING FOR, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE, SHOOT ME IN THE FACE? YEAH, SHOOT ME IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

(JonTron quote)

Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

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You realize that you can post videos in your comments, right?

6518290 I guess you could call it-

*puts on sunglasses*

A fingerbang.

I'm so sorry that was terrible.

6520148 I had a lol (Proceeds off screen to imitate the Borderlands 2 cover case...literally)

Face McShooty is my spirit animal.

6521198 I wish you luck on your journey to face-shooting enlightenment.

6521203
He just really speaks to my soul, you know?

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