Heard any of the stories of people disappearing from the middle of convention inside a crowded room with hundreds of eyes watching them fall through a portal or in a flash of light. Well guess who joined the club!

Well now I'm stuck as a statue of the garden of two technicolor pony princesses because they don't like strange being landing in the middle of their magical pony gala and giving them a middle-finger-salute before running away.

I'm not sure if they know what that was anyway...

Rated teen for strong language and other future things like violence or very crude humor. Early chapters rated terrible for bad writing and poor grammar I can't find

A Displaced Story
[Fullmetal Alchemist]

OPEN TO CROSSOVERS
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Crossovers:
Gravity of the Situation by DJSkywalker

Featured:
8/3/15
15/3/15
22/3/15

Okay let's just go over everything that's happened so far. Dragged into a road trip, check. Dragged to a convention, check. Dragged through dimension. Wait what? Okay, universe. Stop! Seriously what did I do to deserve that last one! Stop throwing me into impossibly horrible situations! It was bad enough being world thrown, but public enemy number 1!? What did I ever do to you!?

Evidently, I must have done a lot. I have been trapped here with nothing but my wit and ingenuity, but I'm still alive and have at least one friend. I decided that it would be better make the most out of my new life, and see if I can live at all in this crazed world of Magic and Myths. Hopefully I won't screw up too badly. I fear what may come if I do. Though.... this is all starting to feel familiar. I'm having some difficulty remembering from where though.
Co-authored from chapter 22 and on with Shinigamisparda

Alt Cover Art
Story inspired by "F**k it, I'm having fun" by JimmytheGrape and everything else in the League of Humans acting Villainous.
Props to them! Cover art is not mine.
Edit*2/13/2014*FEATUREBOXYES!
Edit**4/28/14**Technopathic is amazing and you should thank her greatly for working on new cover art for me. It's not done, but as she does it, I will continue to update my cover.
Edit***5/23/14*** NEW cover art is COMPLETE!
Edit****6/28/14**** Old cover art is back by popular demand

I was known as Frank DeFontaine. I was going to a Halloween party. I was a pretty intelligent kid, starting my first college term, and decided a little dress-up couldn't hurt.
My buddy Richard got involved, though. And like everything, he took it a bit too far. This time, I didn't say no, though. I really should have.
Next thing I know, we're going all-out on making my Dullahan costume. Because he's my favorite optional boss, and all.
Really shoulda known something was up when that guy behind the counter just so happened to have a sword that fit our specifications perfectly.
Next thing I know, I'm in Equestria. And I'm missing a head.
Sakes, I could use a drink. And a neck.
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Featured on 2/19/2014.
I'd like to leave it at "Holy mother of-!" but that doesn't capture what I'm feeling!

Edit: on advice, changed the name.

(AU equestria)

Ok, so here I am in Equestria, AWESOME! Living the dream my fellow bronies! The minor problem? Instead of the ponies in the show the inhabitants are all anthro versions of themselves. Good news? Twilight and her friends are willing to give me a benefit of a doubt. Bad news? Celestia and Luna despise me, the reason for that? I was brought to Equestria as one of the awesome ones in video game villain history, complete with triforce of power and immense dark magic, the powerhouse, ganondorf! As a result of our first meeting, I wound up petrified for 1500 years, thankfully I figured out a way to keep myself from going insane. But now that I am awake, I have one goal.... "Twilight? What does this symbol here say?"

(T for now but depending on how this goes it may go up, EDIT: added sex tag for upcoming refernces.)

Displaced Fic

I am Captain Buggy. Feared pirate and treasure hunter alike. Hunted down by the Royal Butts. Petrified, but not in stone mind you, and not by the Elements of Harmony, but imprisoned all the same.

But at least I managed to break out. My goal: Gather all the treasures in the world! Of course certain...mares have different plans. Not that I will let that stop me though! I just have to find a crew and a suitable airship and then be prepared for the greatest treasure-filled adventure you can imagine!

Requested by: mrkillwolf666

A Displaced Story

Princess Luna. The true goddess of the night. It is an honor for me to serve her demurely and be in her majestic and glorious presence.

If she does command me to slay her sister, I would do so without even a second thought. If she does command me to call her Nightmare Moon, I would do so with a smile on my face and eliminate everyone who dared to call her differently. If she does ask me to take over Equestria, when I would gather my strongest forces to do so with a passionate fire in my heart.

And yet I… failed. I disappointed her which led to her imprisonment. I couldn’t do anything to stop that retched sun moving fraud.

But Princess Luna is coming back. The Summer Sun Celebration draws near and I will be ready. I will serve her once again so she can claim her rightful throne and to finally dethrone that witch of a sister that claims all the glory and fame for herself.

My name is Fenrich. Loyal servant and right hand of the great bringer of the night, Princess Luna. She shall rise once again and her name will be known in the farthest corners of Equus.

All is for my Princess.

Crossover: Disgaea 4

This was my first convention and I chose to go as Estarossa from Seven Deadly Sins. I met the merchant and got the Rebellion blade I was missing for a rather cheap price, I didn't expect the rumors to be true about people disappearing, not that I'm complaining.

Will cross over with Sleepybear's story https://www.fimfiction.net/story/463422/monspeet-the-curse-of-silence. Taking place in the same world, but still separate stories that will cross over every now and then.

3/7/19
Holy shit! Featured if only for a few minutes!
6/25/19
Featured again!
6/22/20
Featured... I don't know how to respond given the timing of this...

So, if I remember my fanfic correctly, I'm Displaced. I got a crazy mix of luck, though. One-shot kills on alicorns are easy, but I have to drain magic a LOT or eat souls to keep my memories. Being somewhat Genre Savvy, I kept relevant info only, namely fanfic categories, fandom, what canon is on both sides of the situation and academia. After all, you never know when you'll need to know the stuff that's seemingly irrelevant when magic is involved. Like the chemical and chrystaline structure of tungsten carbide, or black diamond.

My name's John. I guess my last name doesn't really matter any more. Life is ironic, isn't it? Life nurtures all kinds of species that can get along, but it also creates the species that kills others. In fact, there are some species, who's sole purpose is the death of everything but itself. I'm talking about diseases, of course. Viruses, bacteria, fungi, and even parasites. All my life, I found these things interesting. I loved studying them, so naturally I grew up to be an epidemiologist. When I wasn't studying diseases or doing other basic functions, I was playing one of my favorite games, Plague Inc. It's a game where you try to wipe out humanity using diseases. Over the years, I've become a master of the game, to the point where it isn't really a challenge anymore.

But, that all changed when the game sucked me into itself, and I wind up in a strange land, with even stranger creatures. But that isn't all. I've somehow gained the ability to create and control every single disease I can think of. Now, I have to survive in this harsh world, knowing that I'm one step away from wiping out the entire planet.

Like I said, life is ironic, right?

[Displaced fic]

To any newcomers reading this fic, I want to point this out. The story may seem confusing in the first five chapters, as I was trying to figure out how I want to write the story. I won't be getting rid of any chapters, but some small points might contradict each other across both of them. These points hopefully won't affect much of the future.

Not every MLP universe is as cuddly as the original. Whether it's the invading aliens, the slave-driving ponies, the powers I barely control, or the technology I only sort of know how to use, you've got a recipe for disaster. At least I've got one friend in this place, even if she's a pint sized horse who's even crazier than I am. I just hope I can come up with enough ideas to save our butts before something else decides to try to kill us. Or enslave me and throw her in jail. Whichever comes first.

Displaced, crosses over with "X-COM, Enemy Unknown" and "Your Human and You." Tags will be added as they become relevant.