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Pinkie Pie: A new goal was set! But what is to be done now that a new threat was suddenly revealed?
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: FenFen is determined to protect his Princess at any costs, not leaving her side and even watching over her in her sleep in a totally-not-creepy way as his chest is burning with a fiery passion!
[Insert totally-not-creepy picture of FenFen watching over teenage Luna’s sleeping and completely helpless form]
Rainbow Dash: IT CAN’T GET ANY MORE CREEPIER IF HE TRIED!
Pinkie Pie: But their bonds will get tested as a new entity meddles with their relation!
???: *SQUEE* These two fit so perfectly together! If he could only see his love for her! It doesn’t matter! I will just have to make him see it!
Pinkie Pie: And so shipping ensues!
[Insert picture of a black silhouette pulling strings overhead and leading the two protagonists to a romantic dinner]
???: It is going to be PERFECT!
Pinkie Pie: Yepperoni! Especially since FenFen cooks himself! But beware because a new actor and surprise guest suddenly appears trying to gain Luna’s love as well!
[Insert picture of surprise guest silhouette standing imposingly in the middle while all are staring at him in either awe or surprise]
???: This dirty scoundrel!
Rainbow Dash: Seriously you two are starting to creep me out. I’m getting Twilight for help if you two don’t stop this horsery right now!
Pinkie Pie: But this horsery can’t be stopped anymore as we have gone too far off the deep end, meaning that a fierce cooking battle between the two love rivals ensues!
???: Go FenFen! Fight for your love!
[Insert black silhouette cheering him on from left, while Fenrich and the silhouette of the special guest are facing each other in the middle of a cooking battle, with Pinkie cheering from the right, for symmetry purposes]
Pinkie Pie: Next time on Interspecies Romancist Episode 3: Dinner Date with a breeze of Love Rivalry!
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! And I better don’t forget to mention that our very special surprise guest is coming out of town, or the universe. Oh well… Let’s enjoy this dinner together!
Rainbow Dash: ...Buck this shit I'm out.