I used to be a regular person with regular problems. I was enjoying my time at Comicon until I bought that stupid book. Next thing I know, I'm in Equestria and I've got all of Sasuke Uchiha's powers and abilities. Trying not to get trapped in stone, I befriended the pony inhabitants and tried to help them out. That was a mistake. I accidentally destroyed some stuff and ended up stoned anyway. I won't be here much longer. And I won't make the same mistake twice.

Inspired by LoHAV and Displaced stories. This is my first story so criticism is welcome.

A normal hunan, Brian Dragnov is recovering from a lightning strike that left him permanently scarred is left to watch a MLP marathon. Chaos ensues after Discord boots him into Equestria.
A possible Displaced story, if one chooses to see this as such.

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