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I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

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  • Doorstoppers 35 stories Stories that ran over 200,000 words. My goal is to read all of these on FIMFiction, these are the ones I've finished. Be prepared for the long haul.


  • Momlestia 25 stories Celestia acting like a mother. It's usually to Twilight, but Sunset appears a few times too.


  • Twimom 28 stories Stories where Twilight is a mom. It's usually to Spike, but there are others in here as well.


  • Octavia and Vinyl 11 stories Octavia and Vinyl stories, mostly romantic but friendshipping will also be placed here.


  • TwiJack 42 stories My OTP. Some friendshipping here as well.


  • Humor 61 stories Funny stuff.


  • Equestria Girls 47 stories Stuff taking place in the EqG verse.


  • Dark 44 stories Here's the heavy stuff. Read at your own risk.


  • FlashLight 10 stories I know it's hated, but I can't help but like this pairing.


  • Sad 24 stories Prepare to shed tears.


  • Scootalove 32 stories Scootaloo gets adopted. Usually by Rainbow Dash, but Twilight shows up sporadically.


  • Alternate Universe 74 stories Things change from canon.


  • Slice of Life 42 stories Average, every day life... well, as average as Equestria gets, anyway.


  • Flutterdash 12 stories My 2nd favorite ship, after TwiJack.


  • Adventure 87 stories Everypony goes on a quest of some kind.


  • Other Pairings 60 stories This fandom can make any pairing work. Don't believe me? Check this out.


  • OCs 26 stories Fics where OCs play a big part.


  • Things I've CoWrote 4 stories Right now, this is only stuff I wrote with TheMyth, but more might be around the corner.


  • Sunset Sparkle 15 stories Friendship Games convinced me, okay?

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This story is a sequel to Inscape


Penumbra seeks gainful employment. Hilarity ensues.

This is the third story in The Petriculture Cycle. The TV Tropes entry can be found here.

Artwork by Page Turner.

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A 'Know your Star' story; only with your favourite ponies getting unneeded hassle and lies told about them. Won't this be fun? Probably not... But hey, everything can't be seriousness all the time, so let's take a load off and just pester some ponies, and Spike for good measure.

The never ending adventures of Know Your Mare march on and on and on.

Comic: http://ladlordblack.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d53s1hc
Animation: Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_c7CPLlzO8&list=LLAaWYxICqZHBI2hBIxg2oEg&feature=mh_lolz
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqYTZ1TKNfk&feature=g-u-u
Picture: http://luna-is-best-pony.deviantart.com/art/Know-Your-Mare-314464512

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At first, Princess Celestia was only in your bed. Then she was still in your bed. Now, she has stolen all of your bed sheets and refuses to leave that same bed.

So what could this have to do with the fate of all mankind?

Spin-off of Princess Celestia Is In Your Bed.

Entry into ocalhoun's Big 250K Contest.

Now with a youtube reading! HERE!

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Derpy was just trying to make a sandwich. Vinyl was there too.

Now the world is ending.

Really, it's all their fault.


A stylistic tribute to Terry Pratchett.


Russian translation by Repitter.

Proofread by MrNumbers, Octavia Harmony, and TheMaskedferret.

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* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

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Twilight receives an invitation from Cadance to the Hearts and Hooves Day Gala, but is confused when she realized that Cadance thinks she already has a special somepony in her life.

Celestia receives a similar invitation, but is more confused at Twilight’s confusion. They were already dating weren’t they?

A Twilestia story if you did not get that already.

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A collection of silly, bite-sized skits where the characters crush the fourth wall into dust to talk about the world of Rites of Ascension, all while poking fun at each other. Learn about the ascension process, cored weaponry, and more!

This is a NON-CANON Rites EU "story." (The characters break the fourth wall completely, so of course it has to be non-canon.) Art by my lovely and amazingly talented wife, Violet Squiggles! You do have to have read Rites of Ascension to really understand this one. You're going to be seriously lost if you start here. That being said, you do not need to read this story to understand what's going on in Rites. This is to add to something already whole (and maybe get a few laughs), not make up for shortcomings elsewhere. Also, I thought it would be fun.

Also, as this is non-canon to Rites, I can go back and change things if I like. Generally, this will only happen if something hasn't been explained in the canon stories yet and has to change for them. Hopefully I won't ever actually have go do that, but if I do, I'll point it out in the chapter.

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Granny Smith recovers from a bout of pneumonia, and the Apple family realizes that if they keep their secrets much longer, they might never get a chance to open up to her. Applejack, Big Macintosh, Apple Bloom and Braeburn visit her at the hospital and tell her things they've kept hidden for far too long.

How does she take it? Not how you'd expect.

AN: Written for One-Shotober.

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Whilst enjoying the company of Twilight Sparkle and her friends in the doughnut shop immediately following the events of The Best Night Ever a disappointed Princess Celestia send a letter off to Prince Blueblood explaining the implications of his failure of the "Rarity Test", among other things...

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With Queen Chrysalis still disguised as the bride, Cadance, and Twilight sealed in Crystal Mines below, things begin to go askew as the chaos she's causing has an unintended side-effect.

'Surely you could have done better than that, Chrysie.'

[Chapter Two is now up! However, being fresh, expect there to be a refined version sometime later.]

(Things will become clear soon enough.)

Looking for editors and pre-readers. http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/23471 Apply if interested.
Cover image (temporarily) by glancojusticar

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