Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Re-Match: Luna

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Perhaps one of the strangest rarities on the show, Princess Luna stood at center stage as planned ahead.

Princess Luna...

...has been the cover picture for Ponyville Erotica for two year...

"Such a--Hold... Why dost thou know of 'Ponyville Erotica'?"

I don't...

...I'm just reading a fact sheet...

"Fact sheet? Nay, that 'tis a lie."

Tell it to the fact sheet...

Princess Luna...

...has had twenty-seven different mates since she came back...

"Odious lies! Though, if it had not been false, my mating habits are of no business to the public."

Princess Luna...

...is a mas-o...

...Mas-o...

...How do you pronounce this word...?

Masochist...

Thank you...

...Luna is a masochist...

"...Pip... I will pay my awareness to the thought that thee doest not know what thou is saying. So you are pardoned..."

Thank you Luna...

Princess Luna...

...WATCHES CHILDREN SLEEP!

"'Tis my job! I harbour no sick pleasure from the action!"

I didn't say you did...

...Is the GUILT too much for you to bare...?

"There is nay a mind of guilt upon me."

Princess Luna...

...has no guilt about watching a little ponies' fears...

"That... t'was not what I had meant... I..." Luna's face burned a harsh red before she draped her wings over her face and stalked off into the darkness; dressed in shame.

Comments

[Smirkythread]

Sunset Shimmer not doing to bad here, though I like how Pip is still somehow innocent in many ways.

[OmniFox]

Now you know Princess Luna the Masochist watcher.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Aw come on Sunset did you really need to make Pip get involved in this? And for that record what did Luna ever do you? Wasn't she on the moon when you were Celestia's student?

[anacreon]

daww poor luna :(

[overlord-flinx]

2917435 Enemy by affiliation.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

2917450 Oh so because she's connected to Celestia she's guilty too. Okay Sunset Shimmer I think you're taking this whole revenge thing a little too personally.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

2901471 And you don't try to kill Batman, because if you try you'll fail and then he'll be over all you.

And you don't do anything to The Joker that he thinks isn't funny, or pull off a scheme without him. He always wants the last laugh and he can't stand it when the joke is on him.

[Tatsurou]

Well, Sunset Shimmer is pretty good at this.

[Jacky2734]

Ah man, no snippet from the adventures of Discord a Chrysalis. I was looking forward to that.

[Chaotic Note]

I was totally not one of those twenty seven mates.
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And while I'm hating Shimmer for talking down to Luna (cause I'm biased that way), I can't help but admit see some points in those last words...

[fatmanspencer]

2901471 if you pull on supermans cap what happens? Does Tex beat you?

[overlord-flinx]

2917602 More than a year so far... Doing fine.

[Haunted Toaster]

2917660 LOL

[DVB]

2917660 Yeah. If the fans wanted to hurt you, they'd probably hurt Nurse Redheart just to agonize you

[Tachyon Xenophile]

2917660 Incidentally, why are you so awesome that Rainbow Dash is a fangirl of you? This story has the most chapters of any I've ever seen, and that's amazing, but why is it so funny?

[Dragaen]

damn Sunset, dat was a wicked burn

[Rhonie8k]

Why pip why she loved you

[overlord-flinx]

2917903 Why her? She's nothing important to me.

[Snowybee]

How'd that floor taste, punk? I'm biased towards Sunset

[Ethereal Trixster]

Great job with dissing luna can't wait to see who else Sunset messes with.

[KingOfTheMuffins]

If I was ever on the receiving end of this, it wouldn't end well. There would be lots of chaos and flipped desks. xD

[Elitrino]

Ahahahahah

[Mr. Grimm]

Poor Pip's gonna be distraught when he learns what he was actually talking about.

[19jburner]

Princess Luna...
...WATCHES CHILDREN SLEEP!

Luna: go to sleeeeeeep! *jeff the killer face*

[Stella Dawn]

DIE!

[Briarpelt]

Overlord-Flinx...
Fakes Middle English to try and imitate Luna, but can't be bothered to actually learn it.