Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

For the love of...

Lights from the catwalk flickered on and off, barely so to show the three different species laying next to one another on the once busy stage. Once three forces of pure oddity, now here, laying on a barely swept floor with bored expressions plastered across their faces. Even in their awkward laziness, they still sprang to their attention when they heard a door slam from behind stage. "Oh Makers..." Discord mumbled while contemplating if teleporting off of stage could still work.

But that idea was quickly forgot as a cloaked figure came before the three. Though the face was obscured by the brown tarp like hood, anger could still be felt fuming off from under it. "...What's going on here?"

"Well you see--"

"Silence..." the cloaked mare hissed, sending Pip to cower behind his 'Cap'n'. "I have provided you with a stage, tools, and the means to keep your show running longer... Explain to me why the show has been dry for so long?"

"We just haven't been able to--"

"Enough..." This time Discord took Pip and slinked behind Chrysalis like a scared puppy. "Now... If we are to keep our deals with one another, you will start this show up once more... Have I made myself clear."

The three nodded with little meeps of sound. "Good..." With not a word more to say, the mare turned away from her employees and went off back into the backstage.

"...Discord why are you hiding behind me?" Chrysalis groaned.

"Site seeing," he snickered in reply before getting a slap of a hoof to his lion paw from Pip.

"Ugh..."

Comments

[infinite scratch]

They need an intern to blame

[Anonymous_SoFar]

Sight seeing, ha ha, I see what you did there.

[Kage no Brony]

984915

Sight seeing... bow chicka wow wow...

It's surprising that Discord didn't get worse than a slap to the paw.

[Anonymous_SoFar]

985004

pretty sure Pip was giving him a bro hoof

[Kage no Brony]

985024

I dunno... but that makes sense in context too...

[overlord-flinx]

985047 It was a "high-hoof"

[Anonymous_SoFar]

985047

plus, I think at this point Queeny doesn't care what Discord does anymore. She seems pretty fed up with his shenanigans.

[DavidPony]

sight seeing we've all been there

[Sam Cole]

Queeny don't mind the looks, she knows she has it going on

[Waluigi Pie]

... Giggity

[KillerSteel]

Daaaamn, Discord. Does your title extend to ladies as well?

Seems the boss is getting antsy! Quick, viewers, throw names!

Uhhh...hnnnn...Nightmare Moon?

Nah, that wouldn't work...what else...?

Dr. Whooves? He hasn't gotten- no wait, I think he did...

ummm...

who hasn't gotten air time? Fluttershy is too emotionally unstable for a beating like this, Twilight has been up there more times than I can count, Pinkie...is Pinkie, and I think she got broken...Luna and Celestia...well, Celestia got blasted under the studio by a massive laser cannon.

Diamond Tiara has already been up there, and though I'd LOVE to see her sweat again, I don't think it'd work...

have we seen the CMC yet? I think we have...

WHO HASN'T BEEN EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED YET?! Ahhhh, c'mon think think think!

Ummm...sssssss...

Fffffffffffff...no, no, he was actually pretty cool, that Fancy Pants...we don't know a lot about any other characters either...bloody hell, nothing's coming!

[Jirodyne]

985842 Throw out names? of ponies not abused yet? how about any of the wonderbolts? Prince Blueblood? Twilight's parents?

[KillerSteel]

985959 Yes! Good! Continue!

We don't want the boss to shut this show down! Keep going!

[Jirodyne]

985963 Ok. Maybe take ponies from popular Fanfics? Like... Say... Blackjack from Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons! or Nyx from Past Sins. Or go all crazy and try Future Twilight from that one episode?

[KillerSteel]

986021 Future Twilight! Yes!

OCs may be overstepping it a bit, and may create complications...but Future Twilight is definitely a good idea!

[Blaze3713]

986021 It looks like Mayor Mare hasn't been done.

[dzamie]

986021 Mabye Griffin the Griffin? Ditto the Changeling?dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Queen_Chrysalis.png
Hehe, alicorn!Twilight?dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png

[clubbzz]

We need Lyra up there.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

I say let's try Granny Smith or maybe Cheerilee unless she's already been done and while we're at it how about the Cakes or Filthy Rich Diamond Tiara's father.

[Moon_Fire]

DO PRINCE BLUEBLOOD NEXT!!!!1!!!!!111111!!!!!!1!!!11!
I wanna see him get destroyed

[Enmar]

Sight seeing...

[Bookworm24]

Cheerilee Dinky the teen dragons Twist Screwball Caramel Ace

Discord makes it so the pets can talk!

[treborabc]

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Joe

[Tamara Bloodhoof]

986057
Griffin the Griffin and Echo, not to forget Nightmare and Aoi, and hell, go for the winged wolf phenomena. All are great characters for this.

[shooting star hunter]

984882 Intern 2?

[fatmanspencer]

986021
Or for those of us woh know... A little filly called Glim would be nice.... or Surprise... from the two darker fan fics ive read. And I think i jsut replied to something you said on another sotry I think! ./) for reading similar things?

[Jirodyne]

994067 Heh, it wouldn't be hard to read similar things, especially with me reading so many stories lol especially when compared to your account, lol.

As for more names to throw out there. How about taking some other Generation ponies? like Gen 3 Sweetie Belle?! Also Cheerilee. Can't remember if she was already done or not.

[infinite_mass]

Have we seen Carrot Top yet???

[acrylicrain]

1312280 No, why would we? We barely now that much about her that is either canon, or generally accepted by fans.

[River Dashe]

984882
Yay! Kill jack from jacksfilms

[lunaDaRula]

To moon_fire you forgot the 0's with the one's for example: 1001110100011100001010101001( im a nerd)

[Toaster]

2382521 They've had vinyl and octavia. And technically we know nothing about them other than the fact that on is dj and the other is a cellist!

[Skyguy7_13]

Site seeing.
Discord, you can do better than that.

[Alkumist]

2938520 read "uni. days"

[Probably Terrible]

*snicker snicker*