Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Twilight Sparkle

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

The purple pony in the center of the dark room smiled a little as the male voice echoed through the area around her.

Twilight Sparkle…

…is a conspiracy nut…

"Conspiracy nut? Not at all. I will admit that prier to Nightmare Moon's release I was rather hung up on her possibility. But I was proven right so…"

Twilight Sparkle…

…never passed Magic Kindergarten…

"I-I did! Honest. I could go get my certificate… It's hung over my bed in a frame."

Twilight Sparkle…

…takes gems from Spike while he's sleeping…

"I would never—"

…Then puts his hand in a bowl of water…

"Why would I—"

…Then calls him a bed wetter the next day…

"Lies! These are nothing but lies!"

Twilight Sparkle…

…thinks this is a conspiracy to make her look bad…

"Well, now that you mention it…"

Twilight Sparkle…

…Just confirmed she's a conspiracy nut…

"I am not a conspiracy nut! And I don't do any of those things."

Now you know…

…Twilight Sparkle…

"I can't say that they do."

I can. Because I'm a disembodied voice…

"I'm out of here… I am going to send a strongly written report to Princess Celestia the moment I'm out of here about how twisted this show is…" stomping out of the single light, Twilight faded away before being followed by a loud door slam.

Comments

[Solar Eclipse]

Fuck yes (reading all now)

[himanuts]

Lol. I loved this as a kid. Amused to see a pony take on it. XD

[Shadowed Rainbow]

The moment that I saw "Know Your Stars" mentioned in the description, I knew that I had to check this out because I loved that skit. And I kept reading evverything in the KYS announcer guys voice in my head!

[Yamsomoto]

And usually the shortness of the chapter would have made me not want to read anymore. Must see who other ponies get railed..

[Bookworm24]

[splinter17]

I was waiting for this sort of fanfiction to be written. Well done!

[ImRaidAccount]

Discord is the disembodied voice. Search your heart you know it to be true.

[SuperChaosKG]

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[Captain Literal]

Lol! YOU LIE!! or do you...

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Twilight would NEVER do those things to Spike, she's not that kind of mare.

[Enmar]

lol?

[tokyooranges]

all of my yes!

[Docboy]

Dear God...
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It's Beautiful

[Gremlin Grenade]

confirmed.

not conformed.

[Focusphobia]

Okay. You know have my attention. Amuse me.

[Brony2]

u mispelled something in here
it's prior, with an "O", not prier

[Brony2]

u mispelled something in here sir
it's prior, with an "O", not prier

[Odd_Sarge]

696824 WHY IS HE NOT MOVING!?!?!
Maybe the stories too good for him!!!!!!!!

[Scarlet Sky]

lol. i remember when they did this on The Amanda Show. I love you right now : D

[Colt in the Moon]

This cracked me up

[Armadaes]

Twilight Sparkle…

...is mad...

[Stiggerzz]

all of my yes

must...continue

[MariusIoannesP]

1435418 No it wasn't The Amanda Show. It was the second incarnation of All That.

[MariusIoannesP]

So this is like that Know Your Stars bit from the second iteration of All That but with ponies... I am intrigued.

[shadowblitz13]

LOLZ with a capital LOLZ

[Dragaen]

lol, no way. I haven't seen anything like this since All That

[MaririGiufrufru]

pfffft hahaha! so perfect

[coldfang66]

120 people aren't from the 90's

[kyubbiman]

You are an epic genius

[SkyPieIsTheBest]

This is hilarious!

[Immortal DJ Atom]

170 chapters WHAT THE FUCK

[Immortal DJ Atom]

So many, but I love reading

[MistyShineStar]

You are so funny! I looked at all of the animations on YouTube, and I was so excited when I found out that there was even MORE in fimfiction!

[Harmonic Star]

So many chapters

[scarves-n-converse]

When I searched this fic:
Me: Heh. I bet there are, like, 30 chapters in this maybe. *sees 173 chapters hidden* HOLY FLURBLEJIBBLE GRAVY!!!!

[Ron_Gamer]

So... many... chapters... brain can't-*Mind blown*

[boothnat]

prier to Nightmare Moon's release
prior.

[Nothingness]

Too hilarious. Must continue reading while reading another book.

[The Abyss]

I will admit that prier to Nightmare Moon's

It should be prior, not prier

"I'm out of here… I am going to send a strongly written report to Princess Celestia the moment I'm out of here

You say "I'm out of here" twice. I suggest changing it to improve the flow of this passage.

[Dodo Of Chaos]

Twilight Sparkle...
is a celestia groupie

[Revan]

Into the long run.

[My Sister Tia]

3052271
I rather like it. Over 90% of them have less than 1,000 words.

[Andy Ray]

Uh... What's just happened ?..