Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Trouble Shoes

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Strangely enough, the stage where the rather large equine stood had been decorated with a high amount of throw-pillows beneath him while the voices echoed through the room.

...Can we just look at you...?

"Why would you want to do that...?"

Because... It's just so... What's the word I'm looking for?

"A disaster waiting to happen...? I've gotten that one a lot..."

Oh, by Celestia, no. We wouldn't say that. Come on, what's the word I'm looking for?

Serendipitous?

Fortuitous?

Uniqueous?

That's not a word...

I just wanted to be a part of the group...

I liked it!

Thank you, Mini-Me. At least someone appreciates me.

"Be nice if someone appreciated me. But, with my luck... Fat chance..."

Ah! But we do appreciate you! So much!

Right. You're so... Special.

"The only way I'm special is in the way I cause trouble..."

Please! You're the first horse we've ever seen!

"...Horse?"

Pony after pony after pony gets so boring... But you! You're a genuine horse!

You're astounding!

"B-But I--"

That's why we called you here. We just HAD to see you in the flesh.

Can we have your autograph?

"...Why not..."

YAY!

Now you know Trouble Shoes! The only horse in Equestria!

...I don't have the heart to tell them...

Comments

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Now, are we gonna get chapters for the town quartet from "The Cutie Map"?

[overlord-flinx]

5944358 No.

[doorcf]

5944413
BUT ... YOUR FANS!

[overlord-flinx]

5944530 The characters are not important enough.

[overlord-flinx]

5945161 Still no haters yet. This guy was really wrong at this point.

[FabulouslyCynical]

5945161
Heh heh... Who knows what I'm doing in there...

[overlord-flinx]

5907971 That's how it usually is. They try to get a rise. When they don't, they slink away. Best case scenario for them is if someone agrees with them. In that case, good for them. I still couldn't care either way. It's hard to hear small time criticism when the story knocks the charts whenever it poots out a chapter.

[doorcf]

5945329
Voices ar (SPOILERS!) Discord, Chrysalis, Pipsqueak and Sunset Shimmer

[Klevrock]

Dear Overlord-Flinx,

HA! I FINALLY CAUGHT UP!
One reason why I was never fazed by the "End" chapters was because I just started reading today and knew there was more to come.
PS: This was a really great read. I like how it actually developed from being a simple parody into something different all together. Good job man.

Your new faithful reader,
Lightning Steps

[overlord-flinx]

5952333 Writing this story isn't my idea of fun. So we're even.

[Baileyjrob]

I CAUGHT UP!!!!

YEAH!!!

KEEP GOIN-
5955107

Writing this story isn't my idea of fun.

Well... now I feel like a douche.