Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Practice Round: Diamond Tiara

Ready to turn up the danger a bit...?

I am...

...But is he...?

Let's find out...

...Allons-y as that pony we robbed says...

---

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Though the filly on stage seemed indifferent to the voice ringing around her, she seemed also a tad uneasy to what may occur again.

...

...

...

"...Are you going to say anything?"

Diamond Tiara...

...is it safe...?

"Is what safe?"

Diamond Tiara...

...Is...

...It...

...Safe...?

"Uh, sure. Why not?"

Diamond Tiara...

...Is it safe...?

"Yes. It's really safe out here. Really."

Diamond Tiara...

...Is it safe...?

"Are you going to do this show or not?"

Diamond Tiara...

...Is it safe...?!

"Will you stop asking that!? I told you it's safe!"

Is it safe...?

...Is it safe...?

"AHHHHHH!" Diamond Tiara started throwing her front legs up and screaming to the lights above. "STOP IT!"

Diamond Tiara...

...what can kill Discord...?

"Huh? W-Wait... I don't know. Uh... The Elements of--"

WRONG!

Nothing can kill Discord...

...Not even the Grimace...

"...What does that mean!?"

Everything...

...Everything...

...You may go now...

"But I--" Diamond Tiara wanted to object, but found no words to even start such a statement. So there she went, off the stage and into the darkness.

---

...What the buck was that...!?

Oh...

...Oh...

...I got a tear in my eye...

...So beautiful...

Comments

[overlord-flinx]

We're boiling to the end... Any regrets? Nope...

[Dirty Bit]

Love it. Pip was an excellent troll in this chapter

[The Rarispy]

1297664
Is it safe?

[overlord-flinx]

1297679 It's very safe.

[spoonlol]

someones going to have to explain this to me

[DayDrifter75]

"Oh...
...Oh...
...I got a tear in my eye...
...So beautiful..."

[Juria]

Priceless Pip!

[shirotora]

1297682 Is it safe?

[VaporingRat]

I'm still curious about this 'vessel' mentioned previously. Is it a boat? Or a spaceship? Maybe it's a starship? C'mon man, throw me a bone here!

[overlord-flinx]

1297782 It was Nyx...

[VaporingRat]

1297797
... Oh...
...
...
... I don't get it.

[overlord-flinx]

1297814 Read the story.

[Pen Brush]

1297797
is it safe?

[VaporingRat]

1297817
Every time I go to read it, something dramatic happens that prevents me from reading it...

[Pyro The Reader]

Welp.I dun get it.

[AvexedAuthor]

it's so safe you can't even believe it

[Jm4573r]

Diamond Tiara getting incredibly frustrated was funny, but I really don't get the joke.

[supernova708]

it's it.
what is it?
it's it

[TacoTown]

it's safe if you know Slenderman.

[Impoxdragon]

Nothing is safe...

[Chuck Baleigh]

1297664
Wait, hold on.
"Boiling to the end."
Of the fic?
It's almost over?

[overlord-flinx]

1298852 We're going to 100... After that, who knows?

[Bookworm24]

[SuperPinkBrony12]

*Reads Chapter Title* Stick it to her Pip!

*After Reading* Glad to see I wasn't disapointed.

[infinite scratch]

Should I do a safety dance to make sure its safe?

[overlord-flinx]

1299722 No, you're good.

[Fallen_Stargazer]

1299722 I say DO THE DANCE ANYWAY!

[MuffinTop]

Am I the only one here who got the Marathon Man reference?

[TheHylianBatman]

1297664
End?! NO!

[infinite scratch]

1299911

I can dance if I want to...I can leave my friends behind

Cause if my friends can't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine

[Phoenix Quill]

1299722 1299951
You can dance if you want to,
You can leave your friends behind...

Hell I'm gonna join in on this.

[Bongoro7]

1297820
lolwat.

1301284
Omg. Yes.

1297785
Was that custom-made for this? =3

[SergeantShenanigans]

I thought it was safe once, until Overlord-Flinx threw me into this pit I lost my riceicle...

[KillerSteel]

Well...that was interesting.

*Steel leans on his hand, looking down at the floor.*

...Discord, you're filling up my room with what seeeeems to be hot sauce...

"I shed tears of beauty at this, but now I shed tears of PAIN!"

Crying hot sauce will do that, yeah.

"Help!"

Huh?

"Help!"

*Steel turns to the corner that the shadow resides in, blinking a few times.*

...You can't be serious.

"I'm crying HOT SAUCE! You have no idea how much this hurts, even for me!"

Well if you're bawling your eyes out, I better not get close.

"Why!?"

Chances are if I get that stuff anywhere on me, I'm a dead man!

[Codyray1]

Seems he learned the mind games well. mmhehehe.....

[Brony2]

ah chaos, it is wonderful what it can accomplish

[WezaQ]

AWESOME REFERENCE!!

[Whiteeyes]

I need about 50cc of Explanation stat.

[BlackRoses169]

I love the "Is it safe?" reference lol the chapters awesome as always

[Mikkillerib]

1297682 is it safe?

[lunaDaRula]

What is it safe reffrence?

[Skyguy7_13]

What the what is the "is it safe reference"?
I must console the high lords of safety dance.

[DarkSonicTrail]

Call the Safety Dance high lords, we got a disturbance over here!

[Buzz Bomb]

...Marathon man? I...cant believe anyone actually remembers that film. i certainly forgot

[Briarpelt]

What the heck?

That was actually really clever.

[Jack443]

Whelp I'm confused