• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx



It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

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The Cap'n Cometh

Alright...

...you have us all on bated breath...

...What is this scheme you've devised to bring -IT- back here...

It's super simple...

Shim...

Who's the funniest person you know...?

Why, Pipsqueak, there can only be one person who fits that description...

I know...

...But it's nice to hear it...

The funniest person I know...

...The most thoughtful in their comedic craft...

...The person who embodies joy itself...

...Is none other than Queen Chrysalis...

...What?

In an instant, light filled the whole of the stage as rubble rained from on-high. The roof of the stage was ripped free and open by a single enlarged claw. Mismatched eyes of a giant glared down into the space, bewildered by what they heard. "HER?! The last good joke she made was the day she was born, and she's been running that one into the ground for years!"

And there you go...

...I should've stayed stone...

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