Alright, alright...
We've got a lot of mares and stallions to get through in this first round, so I want you three ready...
Got it...?
Ready...!
Whatever...
Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
On the stage was a rather nerdy looking stallion sporting a brown jacket.
Copy.Data...
Woah...!
What...?!
Copy.Data...
His name is Copy-dot-Data...?
That's what it says on the paper...
"Actually--"
Hush up Dork-a-tron-3000...
Your name is spelled C-O-P-Y period D-A-T-A...?
"On paper, that would be--"
Oh dude...
G-Get out...
"Excuse me?"
You've made me laugh enough...
Oh dude...
Your parents must've HATED you to give you that name...
"Well--"
No, no...
Just go...
You've done enough...
Sure enough the stallion got up and walked off stage, rather put off.
Know your--
WOAH!
TERMINATOR!
Terminator?
No, no...
That's Night Wing of the Lunar Guard...
The winged stallion in the center stage put his dark head up proudly, enjoying that name and title.
...The what...?
Lunar Guard...
...The what...?
It's Luna's personal guard...
...Never heard of it...
Read a book...
Anyway...
Night Wing...
...Is a grunt...
"I am captain of the guard... Not a grunt any more."
...Captain of what guard...?
"Lunar Guard."
...Are you making up titles...?
"It's a real rank and section."
No it's not...
"It clearly is."
What...?
You needed to make up a title to feel good about yourself...?
"It's not a made up title."
Sure it's not...
Night Wing...
...is lord of the pineapples...
"Are you mocking me?"
Noooo...
It's a real title...
"I warn you, I have rank in which you can not even hope to understand."
...Well of course you do...
...I can't understand something you made up...
"I'm out of here," the stallion grumbled before storming off the stage, furrowing his wings.
Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
For the first time in a while the stage was treated to two guests at the same time. The two ponies, one a blue pegasi and the other an earth pony, stood close to each other with kind smiles.
Welcome to the show girls...
"Thanks."
"I'm actually a--"
Moving on...!
Boxy Brown--
"It's Boxie Gloves... But Boxy Brown sounds kinda cool."
...is a sadist...
"Yeah I'm a-- What's a Sadist, Sugar?"
"It's you."
"That's not an answer," with that, Boxie smacked Sugar atop his head, getting an odd groan from the Earth pony.
Yeah...
...But it's a good thing Sugar is a masochist...
"Maso-what?"
"It means--"
Family show people...
...Family show...
"You see? Now we're in trouble!" This time around, Boxie nailed Sugar right in his nose with a firm hoof; once more this gained an odd groan.
Alright...
...Better cut to the next before we need to put an adult rating on this show...
"It feels so--"
Yeah...
...Let's hurry that up...
Fair enough start...
...But I expect more guests next time around...
...But I also understand the use of a good start up...
...Carry on...
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Show time... It's a small start, just wanted to get this out with what I have thus far. I need a few more sheets back and need to sort through some stuff.
In the time between, read my other stories. Thanks and see ya.
aw.. I wish I knew who these guys are
...ok then.
Well no low blows from this new lot so far but there's always room for improvement.
Nightwing why are you here? Shouldnt you be in Bludhaven?
1206974 How? That place was blown to kingdom come!
Hahaha! Ohh, I missed this. I needed a good laugh.
1207050 Righhht. totally forgot that. Still then shouldnt he be in Gotham with his family?
Hey uh how d'ya make that line das all grey?
Goog docs or sumthin?
1207082 How do I make my dividers?
1207076 Meh, only on the holidays.
1207097
YA DAT TING!
1207102 A batman family christmas? With Alfred as Santa Claus!
1207111 There's a button that says 'add horizontal rule', just click that.
1207119 Cool by me.
1207140
O_O
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
NO HWAY!!!
1207138 you mean yes.
hmmm, i can't wait for the next chapter
I cannot wait for more of this.
Finally it's back.
Heh heh. This was fun.
YYEESSSS! finally it updated.
1207312 I really don't care... Look, does this look like a man who cares? encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcStsyljacX0vcowSTCMWu1vs2Q5TxH2BCDKIpWq2-Eqj7ysEc7FOA
...That's not me, but does that look like a guy who cares? Either way, I don't care.
Lol good start, loved the 1st one
Meh ……… not amused
1207706 I refer you to my last "I don't care".
1207343 My head would explode from happiness if you actually are JonTron.
Still, he did confirm that he is not a brony.
1207816 Which is sad for him, because he's used a lot on this site.
Hope this didn't take as much work as I think it did. That's not an insult, that's me worrying the next few parts might take awhile as well. It turned out better than I expected.
While the characters from the normal show reacted more along a line of expected intelligence, we have no expectation for these audience participants, and thus, their reactions aren't anticipated in any way, and I think this element of surprise helps it be more funny. (For me... judging from other comments, other people don't like this. Or maybe something else is causing their displeasure.)
[Is this how other people do "reviews"? I'm not sure if I'm doing it correctly. ]
cant wait till my request gets a turn.
Once again, another awesome chapter.
I was scared that OCs would be kind of boring, but these are pretty funny.
Can ponies still audition for a spot in the show?
1209518 Technically, yes.
1209525 May I be in the show? I can PM my OC's backstory and description to you.
1209557 Go right ahead.
DORK-A-TRON-3000!? THANK YOU! That is pure GOLD! Now I have a derogatory nickname for him!
Laughing too hard!
1209580 PM is now sent!
1209580
If you're still taking auditions...
I have an OC I plan on writing a story on, but who would be perfect for being made fun of. Should I send you some of her info?
1207349 You're very welcome, I loved it too!
1206927 I'm Copy.Data If that's any help.
1209683 Go right ahead.
I liked it!
1209580 So is that a yes for being on the show?
1210026 The second a paper is sent in, the person is in... Unless something random happens like your letter being deleted and me having no way to remember if you sent it... But that's nearly null in chances I assure you.
1210034 YAY!!!
1209691 cool
1210079 Yup, and like he tries to say, on paper, it is Copy -dot- Data but it doesn't have to be pronounced. I'm surprised no joke was made about his cutie mark being a pair of CDs while CD are his initials. It wasn't intentional at the beginning, but when I noticed this, I added to the joke by adding a period as the separator. And he IS a techie, that's his profession, he's basically tech support and a programmer/hacker genius. He is currently participating in an adventure of survival. It hasn't been finished/published yet, but if you don't mind gore, you can check it out when it's posted. It will be posted by itsmyfuneral.
1210113 thanks man I will read it
funny but I'd think they'd be funnier in context are there links or stories that go with these ponies?
1211139 I was thinking of doing that... This was just a test run to see what I need to do and what I don't need to do.
1207711 I don't understand what you mean, my good author?