• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx



It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

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Know Your Mare Christmas message.

Happy Hearth's Warming Cap'n!

PIPSQUEAK! I am shocked with you!

W-What...?

Happy Hearth's Warming?

What if I celebrated something else?

Oh...

...I'm sorry...

It's alright...

...Just be more careful...

So how should I I greet someone?

Simple...


Good wishes to you Pipsqueak...

...And extended wishes to you as well Discord...

Same to you Queeny...

Happy Shut-The-Buck-Up Chrysalis!

...Where's the eggnog...?


Happy holidays to you all...

We don't respect you or any pony, but...

Your holiday...?

...Yeah...

...We don't respect that either...

At this moment we're loading up an egg tosser so we can go vandalize your local whatevers...

...Naa...

We're just poking your plum...

We wouldn't ruin your--

Cap'n, put that down...

Oh!

We can't ruin any one else's holiday, but we'll just tap dance on my beliefs, huh?

What do you celebrate...?

I celebrate Squashukkah...

...We celebrate by throwing gourds at Celestia's house...

I thought that's how we celebrate Chuckaween...?

No...

...On Chuckaween we throw gourds at Celestia herself...

Well I'm going to go celebrate Quietzaa...

...It's where I go away for a week and you don't come looking for me...

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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