• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx



It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

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SSP: Luna

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Luna...

Hi Luna!

"Good day, sir Pip!" The princess of the night waved enthusiastically into the void, not entirely sure where the lad was, but happy to hear him.

Luna...

...blackmailed the theater troupe to give her a leading role...

How's work?

"Stressful, Pip, stressful. But, good work often is."

I hear that...

Luna...

...double dips her chips in the salsa...

Your sis doing alright these days?

"Spectacularly. She had been stressed a few days prier, but she returned home no worse for ware, and we are all better for it. I would think you would know a thing or two about perturbed sisters."

Don't I know it...

Luna...

...slaps vegiburger helper under the hooves of passing ponies...

Got any plans after this?

"Perhaps a nice stroll around the venue. Perhaps you will join me?"

Love to!

Okay...

I know when I'm not wanted...

I don't know how they did this show with you...

The subtle tap-tap-tap of hooves fading in the distance, leaving Luna and the singular voice behind. "...Misplaced aggression."

Yeah...

...Maybe...

Author's Note:

The plot stews...

You know what else stews? This hot new story you should be reading right now!

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