Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

LOST EPISODE: Golden Harvest (Carrot Top)

The events of this story take place between "Trixie" and "Gilda"... They're not all going to be exact.

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Know your...

...Huh...

"What?" The mare with an orange mane looked around the poorly lit stage confused.

Nothing...

But...

...Who're you...?

"Golden Harvest... Carrot Top to my friends."

Right...

...

...

"...Are you going to say anything?"

I can't...

"Why?"

I don't even know who you are...

"I thought you told lies? Why should knowing me matter?"

I tell lies that ruffle someone because it's contrary to who they are...

...I can't lie about you because I don't even know you...

"...Should I leave...?"

Fffff...

I guess so...

The mare simply walked off the stage with no more words between the two of them.

...Well this is awkward...

...Hope this never happens again...

...

...Who am I talking to...?

...Lonely...

...I'm mister lonely...

...I have nobody...

...For my own...

...I'm so lonely...

...

...

I'm so lonely I'm saying lyrics to a song...!

Author's Note:

And THAT is why I never posted the Carrot Top chapter people. Will you stop asking about it now?

Comments

[Seether00]

Forever alone.

[Ema Nekaf]

[Billy Mays]

and then chrysalis came in!

[Mr. Grimm]

This is why you need to know things about your job.

Knowledge is power, Discord!

[DerpyMuffins15]

I bet you can't get anything out of Princess Silver Swirl.

[Sam Cole]

So OF, will oyu admit that you jumped the gun with the complete tag? Because I think that's five chapters after the end

[xanderman1201]

i didn't laugh until i read the authors note.

[overlord-flinx]

1966513 These are chapters I found that I didn't add in or lost. That's why I put pre-dates on the top of them. Once I run out, we'll pretty much be done (Albeit if an event like a holiday or a new pony comes on, I will make a new episode)

[Shrek the Ogre]

1966548 Can you make fun of couples like Rarity and Spike? Ex. OctiVinyl, LyraBon, etc.

[Someguy987]

Will somepony put this damn story out of its misery already its starting to get annoying

[overlord-flinx]

1966644 ...Eh... What the hell? Let's have an episode for every pairing.

[overlord-flinx]

1966715 Then don't read it. I'm just putting some unadded chapters in. But if you want it to die, stop reading it.

[Impoxdragon]

Meh...
1966886 Guess what. There's a spelling mistake in the comment you responded to.

[overlord-flinx]

1966926 There was, yes. But Know Your Mare is filled with them, so I do not mind mistakes in the comments heh.

[infinite scratch]

Still entertaining

[Shrek the Ogre]

1966878 Thank you for your consideration!

[DoktorK3]

[SuperPinkBrony12]

I never saw anyone requesting a Carrot Top/Golden Harvest chapter.

[overlord-flinx]

1967826 You have 54 pages to look through if you really want... And those are just these comments and not my mail.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

1967839 I see.

Are you going to do all the background characters or just the most popular fandom ones?

[thegameboykid]

1966878 i laugh at those who are caught off guard by the newer chapters. why? because you have tried numerous times to kill this fic. remember when chapter100 was going to be the last one? yeah now we're on chapter 135 and it says complete. this fic does not can not and will not ever die.

[Impoxdragon]

1966976 I was just saying because they were "dissing", as the youngsters say these days (do they?), the work.

[Zanpony]

im sorry, i had to