Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Extra Special: Britannia.

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Grace, poise, elegance that takes years -perhaps centuries- to master. That is what the pony on center stage expelled from every stretch of her body.

Britannia...

...is holier than thou art...

"Hmmm, possibly. But then that would depend entirely upon who thou art, wouldst it not?"

Britannia...

...uses magic to fix her gross teeth...

"Only if I've been careless in combat... Zebra rejuvenation droughts are a most useful addition to any well-stocked first-aid kit, I find... Gross, though?... Have a care, sir... I like to think I maintain very good dental hygiene."

Britannia...

...speaks in a fake accent...

"Hmmm?" she laughed a small airy chuckle, "Seulement si c'est avantageux pour moi de le faire, monsieur."

Wooo...

...She's picking a fight with you...

Britannia...

...stay strong my sister, fight the British fight...

"Oh. Most encouraging of you. Thank you, I believe I shall."

Why'd you say that...?

Brits stand up for Brits...

...It's the code...

It IS the code...

Britannia...

...is a knight of the round table...

"No, a Night Commander of Princess Luna's Most Ancient Order of..."

...she'll dance whenever able...

"Well I can cut a decent jig if the occasion..."

...she does routines,...

"...er...routine inspect..."

...chorus scenes...

"...I'd rather not, I have a simply awful singing..."

...with hoof-work impeccable...

"Well my hooves have never let me down so far..."

Now you know...

Britannia the Dancing-Fake-Accent-Snaggletooth-Haberdasher...

"Actually it's Lady Britannia Whinneyvere Buckingham-McScone, Captain of the Royal Equestrian Expeditionary Force, Lt. Warder of the Royal Treasure Vaults, Night Commander of the Royal Guardians of the Nocturnal Realm... But I can see how all that might be confusing for an....individual of your ilk

"....Do you mind if I request something of you, sir?... Could you count to three....yes, three. You see it has to be three because four is too much and two too little, you see. Five is right out. so, if you'd be so kind, three is the number thou shalt count and the number of the counting shall be three..."

Hold...!

I call the order of the code section seven sub-section five...

Wordlessly, Britannia nodded and sauntered off the stage, her head held high and any plans of attack cancelled.

...What did you do...?

British honor...

...Everyone gets one...

Author's Note:

Read her stories at Hazel Hooves

Comments

[Alen]

Could you count to three that was briliant! How I love that movie.

[F1utt3rShI]

Kufufufufu~ I am quite surprised that i have not been interviewed. Oh well maybe after the wedding ill force one. Until then. Kufufufufu~

F1utt3rShI~

(Daemon Spade)

[demanji]

If you havent already done her you should do one for cloudkicker

[Tachyon Xenophile]

Featured again. Already.
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[DJ DASH3R]

You had me at the Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail reference.

A holy Hand Grenade to you good sir.

[JimboTex]

Britannia...

She has to push the pram a lot...

Monty Python FTW!

[Chaotic Note]

Britannia eh?
Well I can honestly say that I never really heard of her.
But some people talk about her.
Is she an OC that gets around a lot?

2990201

[Tachyon Xenophile]

2990238

[Chaotic Note]

2990269
Seriously... why are you so surprised?

[Hazel Hooves]

2990238

Britty is the BUCK convention mascot... She is very British :P

[Alen]

2990201

There are some who call him... Flinx.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

2990429

[Hazel Hooves]

2990537

Trufacts That's how it happens...that's how it happens to all of us.

[Raptor]

2990201 I actually found out that this story had updated thanks to the feature box, not my notifications.

[Tachyon Xenophile]

2990273 Because this story is only medium length, has insanely short chapters, no plot whatsoever, and yet is it my favorite story.:

[Chaotic Note]

2990557
It's featured because it was featured before and it has updated. That's why it's up there on the feature box. Now can you please comment something about the chapter? Seeing your comment pointing out the obvious is a little painful.
I'm sorry if you're a bit offended, but seriously.
There's no need to comment about how it got featured three times.
It's been featured way many more times before because featured stories will always come back on the box when it gets updated with a new chapter.

[Dragonas77]

This was a great chapter. All them Monty Python jokes, and British Humor. I love it!

[meerkat8472]

Britannia, never heard of her, but she seems kinda cute, very elegant and pretty, and good with Brittish wit it seems.

[TolianTiger]

2993151

She's the mascot of BUCK (a brony convention in... guess which country?)

[meerkat8472]

2994053 Ah I see, a Brittish mascot huh? Well she is quite beautiful.

[Web of Hope]

Good on ya for those Holy Grail references

[Pearple Prose]

We Brits look out for one another.

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Like a Sir.

[Mr. Grimm]

But wait...
WHAT'D SHE DO WITH THE GRENADE?

[The Fateweaver]

She reminds me of a ponified Athena for some odd reaoson...

[shynight]

"....Do you mind if I request something of you, sir?... Could you count to three....yes, three. You see it has to be three because four is too much and two too little, you see. Five is right out. so, if you'd be so kind, three is the number thou shalt count and the number of the counting shall be three..."

So does this mean Angel is the Rabbit of Caerbannog?

[Exterminate Regenerate]

Could you count to three....yes, three. You see it has to be three because four is too much and two too little, you see. Five is right out. so, if you'd be so kind, three is the number thou shalt count and the number of the counting shall be three

THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH!

[DeltaXeno1138]

4273430 May the feast of sloths and orangutangs begin!

[Desert Tortoise 22]

Dead pic is dead...