• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx



It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

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SSPC: Rainbow Dash

Know your mare, know your mare, know you mare...

Time after time the rainbow maned pony came to this set, and not once has she enjoyed it.

Rainbow Dash...

...Knows where it's buried...

"Where what's buried?"

Rainbow Dash...

...Would rather die than divulge the location...

"I have no idea... Are you talking about—like—treasure or something?"

Rainbow Dash...

...Only told her pet turtle where it's buried...

"First off, he's a tortoise. Second, I still don't know what you're talking about! Can you give me a hint or something?"

Rainbow Dash...

...Thinks tortoises aren't turtles...

"They aren't...! R...Right? They aren't right? Fluttershy kept insisting they were different."

Rainbow Dash...

...Believes the first thing she hears...

"B-But, she said--"

Now you know...

Rainbow Dash...

"I... I'm going to the library. NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING YOU SAID! I just... Whatever!" Rainbow Dash frilled her wings in a huff and scooted her way off.

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