Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Cloudpuff

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

The stage had played host to many different races in its time, but the little puff ball panting on it now was something else.

And we've given up all dignity it seems...

Cloudpuff...

...wants the kingdom for themselves...

A confused whimper.

It can't even talk back...

Cloudpuff...

...can use a toilet but refuses to...

A shocked and sudden bark of refusal!

I can't tell if this is more embarrassing than the rock...

Cloudpuff...

...wears strap-on wings to fit in...

Sharp series of barks!

I wasn't even there for the rock, it's just second hand embarrassment...

Hold on...

What did you say about my mom...?

BARK!

Woah!

This is a family show!

Is it though...?

BARK!

You want to take this out side...?

Bark-bark!

Cap'n!

He's not worth it!

The pup on stage gave a small series of pants before scampering off to who-knows-where.

Yeah you better run!

Next time a colt a sixth my size won't be here to protect you!

...This was clearly more embarrassing than the rock.

Author's Note:

Got a new blog post, check it out and give a thought. Might go somewhere >.> <.<. Maybe...

Comments

[shirotora]

Chryssy and Sunny really should take a lesson from Discord and Pip and just have fun with it.

[Dirty Bit]

Okay, I laughed