Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Scolding...

Know your--

Place...

Know your place...

Oh no...

That's right...

Let's have a little talk you three...

Look at the time...

I need to go to bed...

Take a seat little guy...

We have much to discuss...

It's not my fault...

...they're the ones who are ruining the plans...

Oh not at all...

...I've been so far happy with their performance...

Really...?

Yes...

...but it's yours I'm not happy with...

Me?!

I'm doing what you told me to do!

No...

...I got you here because I wanted you to bring a more awkward humor...

...so far all you've done is hurt people and scar them...

...I don't agree with those actions...

So what?

Are you going to fire me?

No...

...that would be too easy...

Instead....

I want you to feel what it's like to be hurt...

Ohhhhh...

You're in trouble...

B-But...

No buts...

I believe there are many ponies and such that would like a crack at you...

...as well as many viewers that would like to as well...

This isn't needed.

We should be focusing on the show...

And we will...

...right after you are given a taste of your own medicine...

...

Help me out here you two...

Can we help with the shots at her...?

Yeah...

...I got some ideas....

Why you two little...

Be my guests...

...the next one on the stand will be her...

...taking the shots from everyone and anyone who wants to give her a taste of her own medicine...

...I hate you all...

Noted...

Comments

[overlord-flinx]

You got something to say to Italic? Here's your chance...

[Twilicorn]

Italic loves Pip.

What? Nonsense!

Italic thinks Pip is nonsense.

Well of course! The colt is a fool!

Italic thinks about colts and fooling around.

You can continue xD

[darkironpony]

743174 Ok. Italic you succccccccck! Nener nener nener!

[BlackRoses169]

today for one chapter only, roast the one and only Queen of the changlings: Queen Chrysalis aka the italic voice be here for the next chapter update to see whats coming to here

[TheStallion]

Italics is cruel because sonepony took its juicebox when it was little. Now it hates the world.

[overlord-flinx]

743236 I thought it would be a nice treat

[Unlimited Harmony Xtreme]

743236when do we find out that Italic is Chrysalis again? I think I missed that part

[Hooves Like Jagger]

Italic's doctor prescribed her cigarettes so when she thinks of Shining Armor she can smoke a pack.

[DstroyA]

Know your 'ling, Know your 'ling, Know your 'ling
Queen Chrysalis is not really a queen
No I assure you I AM royal-
A royal pain in the rump
No I'm the Queen!
Yes your hole-yness I can tell by your royal disfigured body.

That's all I've got blue being the viewers . Somehow I doubt that my lines will get in but I would at least like to see something in there about how her legs are filled with holes and some jibe at her royalty.

[Tay the Chemist]

743254 It was never quite confirmed, but there's been several hints. Like the tendency to speak in green writing, and when she was introduced, she said it was 'going to be just perfect.'

[DJ DASH3R]

Chrysalis likes us (voice 1 and 2)
what gave you such a stupid idea?
Chrysalis thinks we have stupid ideas
duh! Of course I think that
Chrysalis forgot most of the ideas were her's
wait huh? That's not true

That's just my idea. It sucks, but every bit of imput helps.

I think.

[BlackRoses169]

743254 its in the second round of celestia where the underlined voice (pipsqueak) says that Chrysalis ( the italic voice) loves love

[Bookworm24]

Italic has a silly voice

Italic's feet are funny looking

Italic looks like she was run over by a buffalo stampede

Italic got defeated by the thing she feeds on

[Bookworm24]

Pink is either Lauren Faust or Overlord-Flinx

[DJ DASH3R]

743355 we should turn this into an RP.

[Chaotic Note]

743174 Italic is a coward
I AM NO COWARD!

Italic is in denial.
I'm afraid I don't know what you are talking about!

Italic just admits to being afraid.
Wha- What?! No, you're just twisting my wor-

Italic is in love.
What? I don't fall in love that easily.

With the floor.
That makes no sense!

Italic is not smart enough to make sense.
No! Thats just you saying that!

Italic should be crowned as King of the Captian Obviouses
Thats not even a good one!

Italic should talk about it as Italic is horrible at his job.
Hey!

[Magus of Chronicles]

Whatever happened to you, Italics, whatever it was that made you like this, let me give you some advice that will fix it. Go into the forest, cut down a tree or two, take them to a lumber mill and have them cut in to appropriate sized planks, go to a hardware store and buy a hammer and a lot of nails, go to your problem, build a bridge and GET THE FK OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[overlord-flinx]

743479 Probably, but I don't care . It's to pass time and make people smile, I'm not really trying when I have other stories to actually care about.

[Captain Literal]

YEEEEESSSSS....
know your voice, know your voice, know your voice....

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this is gonna be awesome...

[MrPikmario]

Pip is best Pirate voice

[MrPikmario]

To italics: You only exist to hurt. PUT THAT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER

[overlord-flinx]

743528 Your powers of deduction are amazing

[Shadow Scryer]

Chrysalis is not a queen... She gathered the mad and outcasts just so she could boost her ego (Okay, that was a bad one)

Chrysalis believes she is a good actor, yet she loudly sings about her intentions and can't even get the voice right...

[Prince Molestia]

743546

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[Moon_Fire]

You selfish egotistical BITCH!
Why do you have to hurt everypony! huh?!
And here I thought you were supposed to feed off of love

EDIT:
Chrysalis is not a monarch...
Of course I am-
part of an oligarchy...
YOU INSIGNIFICANT FOOL!! WHOM DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO?!
Obviously someone with anger management issues...

And that's what I have so far
if you use this you don't have to recognize that it came from me

[Carbie]

You were defeated by your food and your legs are made out of Swiss Cheese. I'm suprized no one has mentioned that one yet.

[Flame6666]

Chrysalis is so beautiful...
Why, thank yo-
When she is disguised as ANYPONY but herself...
Hey!

Next chapter is going to be a fun one.

[Jumpitydude]

Italics...

...Never had a plan go right...

...Not even a morning routine.

[overlord-flinx]

743870 Oh how ever will I live with myself?

[Wi11ki11]

Chrysalis is a terrible planner and actor.

[Darth_Biomech]

Oh my... Fluttershy is evil mastermind?!

[LonelyChild]

I always knew Fluttershy was a psychopath, just like how Octavia is a secret agent and Fancy Pants is the power behind the figurehead rulers.

[MrSpartan]

Know your 'ling, know your 'ling, know your 'ling
Queen Chrysalis...Her anotomy is full of holes.

What?! No! It has the perfect number of holes for a changling.

Queen Chrysalis...has an unhealthy obsesion with her self.

When I get my hooves on you two traitors you'll be sorry!

And if we looked like you would you still lay a hoof on us?

I...uh...yes?

Queen Chrysalis...likes to touch her self in the holes...yeah we went there.

[4tehPlot]

743388
Discord.

[Kingsonnn Dededoo]

Italics feeds on love
Saying hurtful things to somepony is a terrible way to get affection from them
Therefore, Italics is suicidal

[Xuncu]

Italic's plan for takeover had more holes than herself.

Italics thinks she's Jesus (yes, also a hole joke).

Lesse, what else we got....

Italics is into roleplay.... sexy roleplay. She likes to pretend to be Molestia.

[tokyooranges]

Italic finds the comparison of herself to Swiss cheese to be quite a compliment

Italic has an unhealthy relationship with Rarity's mannequins

[Reisys]

Italics has a frog bondage fetish and enjoys pummeling it's own anus with tree stumps

[Bookworm24]

745447 no. Bold voice is Discord. besides I don't think Discord would be PINK!!

[Doctor Derpin]

Queen Chrysilus disguised herself as Cadence because she actually loves Shining Armor.

What? No! That dolt was merely a pawn, nothing more.

The more you deny it, the more we know it's true.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Chrysalis is related to Celestia and Luna

No I'm not!

Chrysalis is jealous that Celestia and Luna are better rulers than her

You're lying those two allicorns couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

Chrysalis likes Discord

I do not!

Chrysalis disguised herself as Cadence just so she could look pretty

I am not ugly!

Chrysalis is too sexy for her own good

That dosen't even make sense!

Chrysalis admits that she dosen't understand life

Stop twisting everything I say you traitors!

NEVER!

[Octavio the Umbreon]

before i read the next chapter, i want her to cry, at the same time, my Changling heart would be broken if she did.

[4tehPlot]

746400
He's very open-minded.

[Apocalypse Pony]

Aww snap

[FLUTTERPIEROXS]

yes she hurt fluttershy kill her KILL HER DEAD

[iloveportalz0r]

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[Sandalwood]

perhaps the pink voice is cherilee

[Warren Peace]

Is...is pink voice the Author?

[Lord Discord]

So Chrysalis is a changling who has to feed off of love? Pity

Yeah. What's the problem? Did you get dumped by your special somepony and couldn't move on or something?

What? I never had a special somepony....well not since the time when Dis..... uh-oh!

Oh, so you do have a soft spot for me after all? I'm flattered.

Buck You!

Hehehe.....

Wait, you and...

Long story, tell you some other time.

Long time ago. Tha's all you need to know...and I'm not one who forgives and forgets either you jerk! You left me so you can pursue that tramp Celestia while I was stuck with an infant in my womb.

Hey, she was nice, and a beauty too. How could anyone resist that?
Also, at least I lived up to my responsibilities as a parent as opposed to ditching the foal as soon as she was born.

You're kidding, how could anyone want to care for such an abomination, and ugly

How can you say that about your own kid, aren't us fillies the best things that happens? and who is this filly anyway.

Who cares!

Her name is Screwball and....

You're Screwball's dad? cool! she and I are good friends at school....

What? surely you must be joking...

Screwball: Hi Pip, Hi dad,....and and who are you oh dark incest one?

[MisterSpiffy]

I had a REAL hard time figuring out who the hay was talking during this chapter. Not sure who the Pink words are. Just when i start to get the answers, you change the questions. Are you Rowdy Roddy Piper?