Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

ROUND 2: Charger

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Cockiness was the best word to express how the pegasi on center stage looked.

Charger...

...he's bad...

"Heh, can't argue with you there."

Charger...

...he deals poison-joke...

...Bad flank indeed...

"Well... Poison-joke can be used for a lot of illegal stuff..."

Charger...

...doesn't put the seat down after going to the bathroom...

Bad to the bone...

"I put it down. It's common courtesy..."

Common courtesy...?

He's more bad than I thought...!

Blank...

I don't want you hanging around with such a bad influence...

"...Are you saying that I'm not bad?"

Oh no...!

He's mad at us...!

Hurry...!

We better leave before he prank calls us...!

Oh the horror~~!

"Oh hah hah hah. Real funny, chumps."

No...

THIS is funny...

With a click, a hatch above the stage opened and dumped a glob of honey all over Charger. "What the--" Before Charger could voice any rage, another click echoed across the stage. This time, an army of parasprites swarmed out from the darkness with their eyes fixed on him. Charger didn't need any more of a reason to bolt off the stage as the bugs followed after him for his honey coated body.

Comments

[overlord-flinx]

Beautiful... And my birthday is tomorrow. So I'll be starting work on the OC story, that means no more submitting. In the mean time, comment and look over my other works... Like THIS -->static.fimfiction.net/images/story_images/49332_r.jpg?1346775426 BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE ALRIGHT WITH ADULT CONTENT. If not... I have other stuff.

Because when you do... I get to sleep in my bed.

[enigmaMystere]

happy early birthday. also, nice chapter.

[BBJBS]

Early happy b-day and hilarious chapter like always!

[enigmaMystere]

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the epic rap battles of mlp? if that's not it, then i dunno. though, to be honest, i think this story's a lot better than mine.

[shutaro]

Do I have to know this Charger character? Not that I care that much...

[Armalite]

Happy Birthday!

[Sam Cole]

Nice chapter boss, and happy b day. If 21 or over, enjoy a cold one! (have to add the first part, I am still a cop...)

[Armalite]

1371232 famous author who is modest is still famous!

[RF and AG]

Good chapter indeed....needs more Vinyl x Doctor Whooves hilarity

[overlord-flinx]

1371374 Next time.

[Odd_Sarge]

1371120 Happy Birthday!

[Hardcore Gamer59]

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Happy early birthday

[RF and AG]

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[DarkPinkie]

Great chapter as usually. Oh and happy birthday! (it is 2nd october for me so dont blame me.)

[shirotora]

So who are these guys?

Also, happy birthmas

[Chaotic Note]

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Happy birthday my friend, how old will you be turning?

Also here's what I think Charger is saying right now:

"No! Not the parasprites! NOT THE PARASPRITES! AAH!"

[Literature]

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HUPPI BURFDAI!!!!

[Fr0stb0lt]

Happy birthday

[Dirty Bit]

Omedetou Gozaimasu!!

[infinite scratch]

Happy birthday!

I bet this guy litters

[Bookworm24]

Happy Birthday Overlord-Flinx. May you have many others

Pinkie agrees

[SergeantShenanigans]

Happy 4 hours before birthday!

[Mr. Grimm]

Did they switch out the Voice crew for Neil deGrasse Tyson? Happy Birthday, by the way.

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[Magatsu Orpheus]

Who? Because I know about an OC named Charger, but that one is female.

[Anubis Nox]

I thought of the Charger on L4D2.

[MidnightFMare]

October eighth?
I believe that is Ares... or Sagittarius