Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

BOSS FIGHT: Grogar

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

The massive beast of a dark blue coat and twisted horns remained deathly still, breathing slowly through his old snout.

Grogar...

...needs to do this quick...

...It's passed his bed time...

"Age is not a factor to one as timeless as me..."

Grogar...

...remembered to put his dentures in today...

"Still your tongue, trickster. My age speaks volumes to your petty hat tricks."

They do...

...When you turn your hearing aid up...

"Say it as much as you want. You are older then me nonetheless."

I was turned to stone for those years...

...I stayed young and fresh while you got all wrinkly and starting to smell like prunes...

Prune-Goat...

...his bells are the soul of Canterlot...

"That-- Wait... What's a Canterlot?"

Prune-Goat Grogar...

...can't answer a riddle to save his life...

"My mind stretches for eons, wretch. Ask me any riddle!"

Very well...

Grogar...

...Who is the monster and who is the mare...?

Sing your bells, bells, bells, bells...

Bells of Grogar Go~~~~~~~~at!

"... Humorous... I understand your fears now, Discord."

Oh yeah...?

What's that grandpa...?

Cap'n...

...I think we should stop there...

"Oh yes, Discord... Do run away. Such is the action I would expect from a spoiled child like yourself."

You wanna throw down...!?

"Makers, no. I'm far too old for doing battle, as you know. I will simply hobble off and leave you to your toys..." Grogar moaned weakly as his bell chimed at each of his labored steps.

...We totally won that one...

Totally...

Whatever you say...

Comments

[overlord-flinx]

i.imgur.com/bDDVx.jpg

[Two-HeadedSnake]

1403015 creepy but great chapter

[Armalite]

1403015 I do that when I wait in line for anything anywhere.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Two more to go and then this fic is over, unfournately.

[Dr. Blackgaard]

I'm glad I got that reference at "...his bells are the soul of Canterlot..."

One of my favourite Disney songs, and one that I'm playing an EPIC arrangement of on the piano right now.

[Akouma]

Afraid I don't recognize the character. OC, or previous-generation baddy?

[overlord-flinx]

1403336 Old baddy.

[ThatPoemGuy]

Each chapter brings us one chapter closer to the end of the story.
I want the story to continue, but I also don't want it to end.
Aaargh! My head is tearing itself in two!
Why must It end... Whyyyyy!!

This is Australia...

[DarkPinkie]

1403162 don't worry, there is always the flash version they make on ytube.

[shutaro]

Well, well, well. This was unexpectedly good, I might go on a limp here and call it "entertaining".
Keep this up and you might get a thump out of me yet.

[Marconde]

Holy Hay, like 5 hrs reading all this awesome fimfic.

....

Now what I do?

[Juria]

Whoa, creepy. Must admit, I don't recall hearing of this guy before. Still, I eagerly await more.

[Mr. Grimm]

ALL HAIL LORD GROGAR!

I loved how he was totally unfazed by anything they said.

[Web of Hope]

I don't goat it...

[Sandalwood]

tim curry voiced grogar in my head

[overlord-flinx]

1406490 Oddly enough, same for me.

[MrSpartan]

We need some Terik all up in hear yo!

[Odd_Sarge]

1406589 Maybe choosing Odd_Shot for a name was a bad idea...
But who the hell cares?!?!
I'm popular.
Great chapter by the way, and yet, it was kind of creepy.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

1403613 Yeah and that has a LONG way to go.

[Luna Plays Minecraft]

Those three are trolls

[Bookworm24]

who is Grogar?????

[The Zebro]

I dunno, I think Grogar won that one.

[Chaotic Note]

1403336 A very old villain from previous MLP shows.

[Beegirl Scribbler]

Ah, good ol' Grogar. Just judging by this single chapter, these KYM guys are kinda bad at their job. Or maybe Grogar's just that pro. He doesn't give a sh*t.

[Vinyl Destination]

1407737

Still your tounge fool!
Lol joking.

Anyways Grogar is an old villain from G1 and a very good one in my opinion. He was a Goat as well as a necromancer and a king of the lost city of Tambalon. Look him up if your interested.

[Jahoosaphat]

I was turned to stone for those years...

...I stayed young and fresh while you got all wrinkly and starting to smell like prunes...

Prune-Goat...

...his bells are the soul of Canterlot...

"That-- Wait... What's a Canterlot?"

Prune-Goat Grogar...

...can't answer a riddle to save his life...

"My mind stretches for eons, wretch. Ask me any riddle!"

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

[MidnightFMare]

Grogar may be a necromancer and a king, but I have fought in more wars than the technicolor whale has years, and he may be able to bring back entire armies and cities, but I reawaken planets and stars with ease!
Of course, I try to not do that because it is a huge hassel.

[Crazy the Clone]

...So I looked up Grogar...He's extremely overhyped. He looks scary, and his personality is actually pretty interesting to watch, but his power? That's...not really all that impressive. Keep in mind, I did start off with G4, which had unicorns knowing how to use several different types of spells, rather than the G1 ponies that actually needed some help acquiring the protection needed to acquire time to develop and grow. His spells aren't really that destructive, and his aim is kind of bad.