Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…
A mare with a rainbow mane stroked it back calmly while holding a smile of confidence.
Rainbow Dash…
…dyes her mane…
“You know, I hear that a lot. But no, it’s totally not dyed. Just want to set the record straight.”
Rainbow Dash…
…likes Fluttershy…
“Of course I do. She’s an awesome girl and a great friend. Who wouldn’t?”
…really likes Fluttershy…
“Uh, yeah? I do like Fluttershy. You just said that.”
…Really, really likes Fluttershy…
“Wait, wait. What are you trying to say?”
Rainbow Dash…
“Hey! Don’t ignore me!”
…cuts Applejack’s hair to stuff her pillow…
“Woah! Hold it right there!”
Rainbow Dash…
…is a filly-fooler…
“B-B-B—No! I-I’m not! Honest!”
Rainbow Dash…
…Is embarrassed of her relationship with Fluttershy…
“My relation—NO! I don’t have that kind of relationship!”
Now you know…
Rainbow Dash…
“They don’t! They do not! Buck! You’re a liar!” Rainbow Dash spat out as her wings fluttered and sent her bursting into the darkness.
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Don't deny it, Dash. We already know the truth.
You're bi, and head over hooves for Pinkie.
Haha,it's always entertaining to poke fun at Rainbow.
I hope this announcer guy get what he deserves
Come on, nopony really needed to read this chapter, did they? We all knew what it would be about.
636363 Yes, but that's the fun of this chapter. It's predicable.
*Cracks knuckles* Vhat did leetle voice say about Dashie?
Seriously though, despite my agreement with Nelord, it's... interesting to see the voice's slanderous remarks about our favourite characters.
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"Don't deny it, Dash. We already know the truth.
You're bi, and head over hooves for Pinkie."
That's not how you spell Twilight...
Rainbow Dash…
…is a filly-fooler…
Haha that's buckin' funny, and totally not true.
The reaction. My GOD the slow reaction
Rainbow Dash is NOT a filly-fooler not even to Applejack.
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These are hilarious.
Rainbow dash does like the mares.
I like the heavily implied "Dash is dumb"
571273 A medal? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Rainbow_Dash_lolface.png
562737 I PITY THE FOAL who thinks Twilight is spelled 'Pinkie'
Rainbow Dash. Lesbian, freak, pedophile. The more you know.
562737 no,no,no she's in love with a sink remember.
1090420 This is the only valid retort to that comment I have seen, thus far.
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Hey their should a chapter where the announcer is lied about
The mane 6 bust into where ever he is and throw him on stage
Yay for FlutterDash references.
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we need more people like you on the internet sir
Don't deny your love of Flutters!
huh, did she blush on the way out? guess she was. good calls their Mr. Voice
Tell us something we don't already know Mr.disembodied voice guy!
EVEN BETTER THAN THE FLUTERS ONE! this deserves emoitions
1451583
clap clap clap... well done sir!
funny stuff.
That got old bizzarrely fast...
I'm not a big fan of people who enjoy writing expressly at the expense of their characters, particularly when the chapter are composed of a few hastily scripted lines with just a touch of crude humor. It's an interesting concept, but i find most stories either very good or very bad, which if fine either way. I'm not a big fan of when stories pussywillow in between like this...
Yes, it's an alright idea, but you really could've stood to put a lot more work into it. If you want slow humor you have the make the encounters longer and more drawn out. And it might also be a novel concept to paint a clearer picture of the stage, I wouldn't know where to begin picturing it...
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...You DO know that this is based off a TV show... right?
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Watch the last 10 seconds of "Sonic Rainboom", and tell me with a straight face that she did not get laid!
3126326 oh that would just be silly! nopony could deny it with a straight face.
I love this one! Rainbow couldn't see that he was mocking her classic
3126326 Okay. She did not get- Bahahahaha!
Hilarious!
1451583 I agree with your statements, my good sir. Glad to see morality being present for a change.
1451583 To this day, this comment is among the strangest to come about on this story.
8154346
What comment? And what is up with the cut hair?
571273
A raise for being such a good comedian?