• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx



It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

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Rainbow Dash

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

A mare with a rainbow mane stroked it back calmly while holding a smile of confidence.

Rainbow Dash…

…dyes her mane…

“You know, I hear that a lot. But no, it’s totally not dyed. Just want to set the record straight.”

Rainbow Dash…

…likes Fluttershy…

“Of course I do. She’s an awesome girl and a great friend. Who wouldn’t?”

…really likes Fluttershy…

“Uh, yeah? I do like Fluttershy. You just said that.”

…Really, really likes Fluttershy…

“Wait, wait. What are you trying to say?”

Rainbow Dash…

“Hey! Don’t ignore me!”

…cuts Applejack’s hair to stuff her pillow…

“Woah! Hold it right there!”

Rainbow Dash…

…is a filly-fooler…

“B-B-B—No! I-I’m not! Honest!”

Rainbow Dash…

…Is embarrassed of her relationship with Fluttershy…

“My relation—NO! I don’t have that kind of relationship!”

Now you know…

Rainbow Dash…

“They don’t! They do not! Buck! You’re a liar!” Rainbow Dash spat out as her wings fluttered and sent her bursting into the darkness.

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