Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

The-----

Once upon a time, there was a grumpy-mean beast. He was cruel and a cynic, rude and a bit acidic. No one liked him, no one could stand him, no one wanted to be around him... So, he made a TV show! He invited creatures from all around to take part on his show; a show of the truth, not a single lie. Everyone laughed! Everyone cried... Both because the show was a lie. What was the reason? What was the rhyme? Why spend all this wasted time? Making fun of others and pulling up lies? What sense did that make?

But everyone loved it. And everyone loved him! So he brought on his wife; who brought on their son; who in turn brought on his sis. Finally -oh- finally, the whole gang was here. Telling nothing but lies and dishing out dirt. It was fun for all...

But it just couldn't last. The lights turned off, the doors did close, the stage was empty... But not for long. The show started up once again, with fanfare, lights, and extravagance! The world rejoiced and the world did so groan... And the hosts frowned, for they felt so alone...

The magic was gone, the joy no longer there. The lights were on, the doors wide open, and the stage so filled with life. So what was wrong? What was amiss? They all knew what, they just didn't want to face it. The show had to end, the laughs had to die. Their time was run short, and their welcome along too.

So this is the tale that I now tell; and I tell it for true. This is the end of Know Your Mare, I'll tell it one last time... For you.

Comments

[Dawn Flower]

We all knew this day would come, but it doesn't make it any easier.
So, how is this thing going to go out.
Also, FIRST! WOW! Two firsts in a row. I'm on fire.

[Ausbrony]

The end is nigh!

[Manes]

*Reads the end of the chapter*
*Then looks at what description says*

The never ending adventures of Know Your Mare march on and on and on.

But you said it'll never end!my feels!

[Smaug the Golden]

Well, we had a good run. Guess that one more episode. Good times. This site will no longer be the same with this complete.

[Chaotic Note]

Wow... it's... actually ending. I never thought such a day would exist.

[Dirty Bit]

The end of an era You had a good run, Flinx.

[King Kenya]

Oh no... Please don't, not that, anything but that.

[destinedjagold]

[Tatsurou]

...

[1stChosenStar]

Ahem........................ -GASP-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[doorcf]

WHY?!

[DVB]

We all knew it was coming. We need to immortalize this fic forever though...

Someone start making a TVTropes page.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

It's really over? Well, I'm gonna miss it.

[Daiosharune]

Has anyone done a reading of this for Youtube?

[Butterkeet]

I- I I FEEL LIKE A FRIEND JUST DIED! I thought it could last forever

[Alen]

A real shame it will end. It is one of the funniest Fics on the site.

That telling above reminds me of Dr. Seuss was that intended?

[Captain Hurricane]

5208237

Seems like a little bit of Zecora in there.

[APoeticHeart]

*Gives standing ovation* A touch of Dr. Seuss in my opinion with a mix of Zecora. A perfect ending deserves a perfect song and although it was all four of them, it was all started by the Master of Chaos himself, Discord. This is for you my draconequus friend.

[shirotora]

5206727 Don't you mean, " the end is neigh"?

[INACTIVE_ACCOUNT]

It's the end of an era my good friend.

You said it would never end... You lied.

[Cuber Snuggles]

5248537 this show is built on lies. In fact, it has lied so much that I'm not inclined to believe that it has ended. It may have the "complete" tag on it, but that doesn't stop you from adding on or making a sequel.

I might be late to answer, but I don't care
For I believe in Know You Mare.