Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Apple Bloom

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

Much like her older sister far before, the little filly in the center adjusted her bow with a cheerful grin.

Apple Bloom…

…is a known liar…

“Ah’ guess so. Can’t say ah’ never lie. Ah’ mean, hay, there was that whole Cutie Pox thing, right?”

Apple Bloom…

…under cuts herself…

“Under cut? Ya’ mean sell ma’self short? Why or how do ah’ do that?”

Apple Bloom…

…Has an amazing singing voice…

“Nah, it ain’t nothin’ ta’ hoot over.”

Apple Bloom…

…refuses to sing in front of Sweetie Belle properly so as not to hurt her feelings…

“Hurt her feelin’s? How could me singin’ hurt her feelin’s? Sweetie Belle’s amazin’ at singin’!”

Apple Bloom…

…is delusional…

“Delus—Listen, where ah’ come from, that kindo’ talk be something ya’ scrap over. If ya’ll tryin’ to say Sweetie Belle is a horrible singer, yer’ wrong!”

Now you know…

Apple Bloom…

“Ain’t no way they do! All ya’ did was talk crazy! Ah’m tellin’ Big Mac on ya!” the little Apple Bloom trotted off into the darkness in confusion over what had just happened.

Comments

[overlord-flinx]

I'll admit, this one was a little dry ... But the next few are about to be not only crazy but completely stupid like none other. Enjoy.

[Broneyofnoel]

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[Clockwise Gear]

630813
I'm Clockwise Gear, and I approve of this decision.

[overlord-flinx]

630845 Yeah, I know . But Sweetie Belle is next and I plan to slam her so bad it'll make her friends look like puck shots.

[Broneyofnoel]

630867

You my friend, are awesome

[Professor Donger]

Big mac's should be one of just Eeeyup

[Basilisk]

The sadistic, manipulative, lying side of me enjoys this quite a bit. Do continue, please.

[shirotora]

I can't wait for discord's turn

[Solar Eclipse]

631585 anything else you wish to say, old wise one?

[overlord-flinx]

631585
631738
No fighting

[Solar Eclipse]

631772
Yes sir!
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[overlord-flinx]

633069 See? Now I'll let you pick who's next

[Solar Eclipse]

633295 O.O
uhh...

uhhhh.......

uhhh...

fuck it, lets do
631312

Discord

Funny image regarding Discord;

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[overlord-flinx]

633332 Sure, why not?

[Solar Eclipse]

633346
If you want to save him for later, then do derpy?

[overlord-flinx]

633350 Either or. Doesn't matter to me. I already have scripts ready for both of them.

[Solar Eclipse]

633376
Well then your choice of the two

[Lady the Rainicorn]

Oh Crap gotta bolt!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Well now you're just being mean, it's not funny you know, STOP IT!

[iloveportalz0r]

630846 I'm iloveportalz0r, and I approve of this approval

[Enmar]

i think this sums it up

[punisher143]

Applebloom is best crusader. I'm looking forward to blazing through the rest of these.

[Onced]

What?

[EveryponySmile]

She's tellin Big Mac on the disembodied voice?

Oh god, he's screwed.

[quadsux]

Apple bloom...

...left her sister to die in Bridal Gossip...

[The Princess Rarity]

1750239 Very true. Voice Guy should've used that one.

[Autumn Maize]

This chapter a reference to Michelle Creber being Sweetie Belle's singing voice?

[DarkStarWolf53]

If Big Mac gets mad- this will not end very well...

[MistyShineStar]

AB: Ah'm tellin Big Mac on ya!
DV: Snitches get stitches.
AB: But you can't do anything about it. You're a disembodied voice!
DV: GODDARNIT!

[Rosebud_teh_Pegasus]

Big Mac is coming!!!!

[hootscootaloo101]

2286352 That's what I was wondering while reading this...

[ShadowLDrago]

…Has an amazing singing voice…

I dunno, I mean she's got a pretty good singing voice, but, I've seen better, though to be fair, she's still young.

[My Sister Tia]

1010308
Yeah. I don’t get it all either.