Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…
The blond mane pony adjusted her hat with a hearty smile while waiting in the single spotlight lit room.
Applejack…
…is a cheater…
"A cheat? Me? Well that there's just pony feathers. I never cheated in ma' life."
Applejack…
…is an artist…
"Well now, that's mighty kind of ya' ta' say; but I can't agree with that. I'm not much for—"
…A con-artist…
"Listen here buddy-boy, I ain't no flimflamming Flim or Flam, no sir! I work a good, honest business at Sweet Apple Acers."
Applejack…
…bribed Flim and Flam to ruin their cider…
"That's underhanded! They lost 'cause they got reckless and too full on themselves."
Applejack…
…endorses slavery…
"Will ya' stop that? Yer' spoutin' nothin' but lies! I've never put other ponies in slavery!"
Applejack…
…puts ponies before all other species…
"Now that ain't fair. I give cattle, sheep, even pigs a place ta' live!"
Applejack…
…keeps all the money her family makes for herself…
"Steal from ma' family? Steal from ma' family? I'd sooner eat ma' own hat than cheat the family!"
Now you know…
…Applejack…
"Consarnit! Yer' not even listening!" throwing her hat to the floor, Applejack stormed off into the dark, cursing the lies she was forced to hear.
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Oh that's buckin' funny, tellin' lies 'bout someone ya barely know, while everyone else knows it ain't true, it's just that she works everyone to death!
I don't get it. Do I have to watch the original?
Haven't watched the original, still loling
Applejack: YOU LIE!
ummm ok...
lol?
Uh, this is a good story idea but there are way too many misspellings and grammar errors, not only in this chapter but the previous ones as well and I'm sure there will be more.
472222 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Applejack.png
Sweet Apple Acers?
Applejack…
…endorses slavery…
i LAUGHED WAY ROMUCH
i bet those were half true.. but not all true
When you said sweet apple acres, you spelled acres as "acers"
They made an animation of this episode now.
"Endorses slavery"?
the slavery one got me
Shouldn't the slavery part also go to Twilight? It's obvious she has Spike do all the work.
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You know, I'm getting really sick of hearing that. There are only a few instances in the show where Spike might be seen as being overworked and that's probably by choice. He wants to do those things, he wants to be a good assistant.
2415056 I agree. Spike is just loyal, kinda like a dog.
2415056 True, but these are all lies!
UnderHANDED?
There is a misspelling on sweet apple acres. you said acers, it's supposed to be acres. Otherwise good job, it did remind me of that segment in that show.
Who is this voice?
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I think it was created by discord or screwball
or else and a new cozy glown plan ... or grogar ...
not to mention illiterate, ever so slightly inbred, and a elementary school dropout
Well, at least they didn't imply that Apple Bloom is her and a certain red pony's daughter and not her sister.