Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Special: A.K. Yearling

Know your mare, know your--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The entirety of the stage rumbled and rattled. Along with it, the safari-attire wearing mare took a surprised flinch and looked around her dark surroundings with worry.

What the--!?

I'm your biggest fan!

Blank! Calm--

I read all your books! Even your official biography! And your unofficial-official biography!

Okay. Maybe we should--

I just want to touch your wings!

CALM DOWN--!

You look even more heroic in the flesh! I want to butter your crumpet! Spread your marmite! Vinegar your chips! I! WANT! TO--!

I'll take him out...

What? No-NO! She's my hero! MY HERO!

...

...A.K--

I-It's over, Queeny... There's no coming back from that.

...You're right. Just leave, Ma'am.

"...Alright..." 'Daring Do' made no objections and just walked off stage without another word on the strange matter.

Comments

[Tatsurou]

Shouldn't "I'm your biggest fan" be underlined and not red text?

[Bookmark88]

My god.

[Kage no Brony]

3594468

I do believe so.

For shame, author. For shame.

[Kage no Brony]

3594468

I do believe so.

For shame, author. For shame.

[doorcf]

LOL that was a good laugh

[OmniFox]

A.K Yearling is Daring Do STILL a MLP pipebomb moment of the season.

[Commander Jenna Cipher]

You look even more heroic in the flesh! I want to butter your crumpet! Spread your marmite! Vinegar your chips! I! WANT! TO--!

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[meerkat8472]

Yeah, that's about what I'd expect to happen.

[Dirty Bit]

I listen to Pipsqueak's lines and I think of both Fang from Dave the Barbarian and Zone-sama when she's talking to Harry Partridge

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3594703

[AlphaThroughZeta]

REVERSE PEDOPHILE

IT NEVER GETS OLD

[Chaotic Ink]

3594589
And the Gilda fans commit ritualistic suicide.

or team up with the guy with the really hard to spell name

[Chaotic Ink]

also, can you tell me how to color the text? I can't seem to figure out how.

[Shrek the Ogre]

3594589 What exactly does pipebomb mean?

[River Road]

Yes...
Yes, that seems about right.

[Orkz]

I can never remember which text type is for which character.

[lupin the vapour]

3595707 let me help. Chaos is boldly against the mold. The shape shifter is a bit crooked. One of them is under aged. And… erm… Shim Sham has red hair?

[Xuncu]

WOAH, what the hell literature have you been reading, Blank? Misbehaving Mares Monthly?!

[SCP Pinkamena]

3595960 RED HOT BLISTERING FURY!!

[Tachyon Xenophile]

This...
This has interested me.

[Serefin]

Um, Blank? I don't think you're supposed to know what ANY of those things are until you're older.... Or if you're in a clopfic, but this isn't a clopfic, so my point stands...

[overlord-flinx]

3596360>>3596004>>3595026>>3594703 Man, people! You act like it's so weird for a fan to want to put butter on his idol's crumpet. Or for him to put some good old fashion marmite on a nice spread. Maybe even go the extra mile and go through the process of adding vinegar into their chips. Is it so weird for a little boy to "want to be you" when that "you" is a girl?

I expected better from ALL of you...

[gwarrior2013]

I want to butter your crumpet! Spread your marmite! Vinegar your chips! I! WANT! TO--!

I think someone watches Zone-Sama's Z-TV News on youtube.

[gwarrior2013]

3594751
That was Zone-Tan, not Zone-Sama

[Dirty Bit]

3597164 Clumsy me

But wait...You just said what I said in your previous comment

[gwarrior2013]

3597207
Not quite, you were saying what it reminded you of, but I just identified the refference was of, while also accusing him of watching a youtube series about a mascot of a hentai site that talks about upcoming items on said hentai site.

[Dirty Bit]

3597234 My bad, I must rephrase. I was referring to your previous comment ABOVE your reply to me

That is the previous reply and not this latest one

[gwarrior2013]

3597239
You mean this one? 3597160
Because if so, so was I.

[Dirty Bit]

3597254 ...

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[Serefin]

3596618 First of all: Really? You expected better out of US, of all people? Least of all, you expected better out of ME?

Secondly: yeah, I knew you would probably try something like this. You're gettin' predictable, Flinx.

[mgstx2000]

[demanji]

3595026 i see what you did there

[Xuncu]

3596618 So, Pip is Moot?

[APoeticHeart]

Lol.. poor A.K Yearling never stood a chance. I'm glad Discord and Chrysalis told her to leave before it got too out of hand.

[Sollace]

I want to butter your crumpet! Spread your marmite! Vinegar your chips!

I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before. Can't remember where, but I think I have an idea of where he was going with that. dl.dropbox.com/u/21167245/FiMFiction/Emoticons/misc_Colgate_gaze.png

Edit: 3597160

Oh yeah that's where. zone-sama

--Sollace

[Mecha G]

I can't believe you made a Zone-tan reference.

[Claw_Cannon]

I was like oh this gonna be good when i saw the chapter title

[Savant Sentral]

3609209 OMG YES!

[Alex Warlorn]

What was that?