• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx



It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

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FINAL BATTLE: Trixie

Frustration filled the mare's face, none to eager to bring herself back here. So much so, she neglected to wear her hat.

Trixie...

"What? You're not doing your amazing opening today?"

No Trixie...

...We wanted to say we're sorry...

"..."

No really...

...We are...

During your first visit here...

...We did something horrible to you...

"...Admitting your faults to the Great and Powerful Trixie is admirable..."

Boy...

...Did we fault...

...We never gave out that number...!

"Number? What--? Oh..."

So if you want to help keep this tip jar robbing mare off the street--

"The Great and Powerful Trixie does not rob tip jars! Often that is..."

Call 1-800-555-6335...

...Again...

1-800-555-MEEK...

"Enough with your quips against me. Finish this travesty of entertainment so I can leave!"

Trixie...

...doesn't see the Ursa right behind her...!

"NOT AGAIN! I will not be a bowel movement again!"

HAH!

Gotcha...!

There's no Ursa...

...Silly little pony...

"T-The Great and Powerful Trixie knew that..."

Trixie...

...stole the secret recipe...

"What secret recipe?"

Like you don't know...

"The Great and Powerful Trixie does not know.."

Who'd you sell it to...!?

"Sell what?"

Was it the Saddle Arabians...!?

"I've never even been to Saddle Arabia!"

So you admit you stole it...?

"In what way does me saying that incriminate me?"

Trixie...

...is a camel...

"...You know what? Yes. I am a camel. You win! I give up!" Trixie threw her front hooves up before storming off the stage, muttering that everything they ever said was true.

...We...

...Won...?

We won!

Cap'n! We won!

They now know...

Trixie!

And she admits it!

Get the Riceicles of victory...

But...

...We're out...

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CRYSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-----!

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