Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
Dead centre of the single platform on the newly designed stage was their newest guest, a calm tone dawned across her face.
Zecora...
...Has trouble rhyming on a dime from time to time...
"No trouble at all voice from above, it is easy to do what you love."
Zecora...
...Is actually an Earth pony with painted on stripes...
..Zebra isn't even one of the pony types...
"Pardon me for prying, but are you aware you are lying?"
Zecora the Earth Pony...
...Is a voodoo phoney...
"My skills are not in the voodoo arts, to say so is a lie in many parts!"
Zecora the Earth Pony...
...is a Chrysalis crony...
"How can you speak these lies so smugly?! I would sooner die then work with one so ugly!"
Zecora...
...Is a dirty, filthy, rotten--
Okay, I think that's enough...
Better end the show now before things get rough...
Now you know...
Zecora...
"I place a deny to that claim. I shall see to this show being cancelled with all of it's shame." Zecora mumbled before turning away to start leaving.
Wait a second Zecora...
One does not simply walk away from stage two...
That's right...
Once you just walked out...
But now...
Suddenly, the ground under Zecora slid open and dropped her down into a narrow barrel.
You fly out...
The barrel slowly rose from the floor to reveal it to be a sizeable cannon pointed to a skylight above the stage.
Have a nice flight!
All that could be heard from Zecora was a spiteful but muffled scream as the cannon gave off a smoking explosion and fired the zebra off the stage and into the hot Haywaii night.
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LOL. I liked it, and I'm eagerly awaiting more.
~S.W.
To the MOOON!
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!
You know Pinkie's going to be looking for her deluxe party cannon, and she will find it
Akhem...
TO THE MOOOOOON, BEEEYYYAAATCH!
edit:
Aww, crap, I'm only third who thought of that.
872964 She'll be on a foal's errand, Discord and Chrysalis won't let her walk away with it.
873044 you do know who Pinkie Pie is right? and i think Discord would give it up for his #1 fan
873044 You would be surprised who has the final say in the matter... Hint: Discord and Chrysalis have no say in the matter.
873057 Who's to say Chrysalis won't change into Pinkie Pie just so she can claim that the party cannon is her's, and with two Pinkie Pie's neither one will be able to claim that the party cannon is theirs and that's where Discord comes in.
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873147 Because she's not allowed to transform without said higher-up's permission.
873190 I'm sorry you feel that way... Really... I'm heart broken... I have no idea how I will go on with such insight on me. Oh the pain, oh the pain...
CLAP CLAP!!
I wish there a gif for this.
Zebra cannon!
Huh. Suddenly I feel like I want bananas.
Epic!
873042
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Does Zecora like mmmbananas?
lol
To the moon.....dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png
Chrysalis didn't say anything.
Everyone is talking about the moon launching... nobody's talking about "One does not simply" meme used in there.
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(P.S. You said "Simple" instead of "Simply")
873856
where did you go to make that
I see you added the opening of the animation as the preview pic!
Nice to see Zecora as the first Stage 2 participant, and how Discord and Pip kept rhyming was just so funny!
Also, CANNON FTW! Not exactly to the moon, but it's still a cannon!
873877 I went on Memebase.
873795 I know... All the better for next round (P.S. I messed up an edit job, she did have a line...)
873996
otherwise known as, "Tailor meme to ones needs" base. still funny as hell AND i have a new place to annoy to get wonderful funny image reactions
873233 I will not say that I agree with him completely- Because I do think adding those two was a perfect idea. It's nice to see three different people- ponies, I mean- instead of only one. But... Yet I need to agree with him on the 'nice' part. It's fun to see how even villains act good sometimes, which is quite unlike their nature- and the Luna part with Pipsqueak was fun, too. But this show was meant to make people- ponies, whatever, I'm talking about both Know Your Mare and Know Your Star here- and to show no emotions for the epople you're saying lies about. Making them nice to random ponies, like that, out of knowhere, it just... Sometimes, it removes all the fun. I'd just like it that they don't always stop it like that, like in this Zecora episode- chapter, whatever. I wished to hear more from Chrysalis >:)
I'm not trying to sound mean or anything- boy, that's the last thing on my mind right now. You are one of the only- THE only, actually- people who actually caught my attention for more than 15 chapters in a story. I absolutely need to applause you for it. I check regularly every single day to see for an update; yes, that's how crazy I am about this thing! Yet I think it would be fun if, I don't know, Discord has one of his many 'plan changes' (like that time with Celestia...) but this time, it's a no-feeling shot. Say the meanest, rudest, cold-hearted things you can about somepony, until you make him cry out loud! And t'will be fun if they picked someone with a heart of stone, who rarely cries. That would be so evil, and would match this show perfectly... Of course, I'm only a fan giving ideas. Because, I don't know, but this show is beginning to become a bit light hearted and soft on the rudeness.
874273 That's what the new set if for, a better edge at letting more effective rudeness and kicks. Chrysalis herself has opted to add in more ways to appease her more kind hearted partners, allowing herself to subtly move to destroying the target and not crushing them so Discord and Pip won't say anything or rebel. I moved the show for the very reasons that I want to get back to the roots of being mean but funny since I was getting too far one way of being too nice or being way to harsh. Starting now, as per Zecora's, things will be going partly back to the source material.
I didn't enjoy myself when I was making people upset, nor was I enjoying myself when I was making people happy... So that's why I moved everything so as to 'start over'... Granted the back story remains and will be coming full circle. Speaking of which, I need to get that post up about the challenge...
...its not a pie in the face but I like it
You Majesty, She called you ugly! You call her Fugly!
874353 I see. I await forward chapters to see where your 'new start' will be going. :)
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Does Zecora like bananas? Oh, I know where we can find out.
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNAAA! BEE YETCH!
They should have mentioned something about oranges, if just to prove the making rhymes on a dime thing. By the way, Door hinge does rhyme with orange.
Thumbs up for Haywaii.
873856
I thought about that, too.
The world needs more "One Does Not Simply..." (Starring Boromir)
It's back! It's back! YyyyyyyyyyyyyES!
Alright Discord, Chrysalis and Pip, what've you got for us with the next two rounds?
873233 You're not funny.
I was expecting something to do with oranges
That would explain her cutie mark....
I must do this,
BEYAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!
I'm sorry.
AUTHOR, I TOTALLY CAUGHT THAT REFERENCE.
You are awesome, referring The Wind Waker like that. I salute you.
I can't tell: is the cannon a Mario 64, Donkey Kong, or Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess reference?
2090691 are you a MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BITCH that likes MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BANANAS?
well played Pip, who needs a trap door when you got a freakin catapult.
Canon
So... The cannon is canon?
2090691 It's a Cannon reference.
2090691 None. It's Princess Celestia's cannon from "Friendship is Magic Bitch".
3068591
Yes! Because Cannon is canon for all things Cannon and canon! Am I confusing you with all these uses of the word Canon and cannon?