• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx

It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

Know your Mare written by overlord-flinx
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Sunny Starscout

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Upon the stage, confused as all else but oddly at peace with the odd echoing filling the space, the tan-tone mare tried to find what was talking.

Sunny Starscout...

...likes apricots...

"Oh! Yeah. Apricots aren't bad."

Sunny Starscout...

...REALLY likes apricots...

"Uhhh, not my favorite exactly. But, you know, not the worst smoothie base, tell you that much."

Sunny Starscout...

...puts poisonous apricots in her smoothies...

"Poisonous--!? No I don't! Who told you that?"

Sunny Starscout...

...hasn't paid her rent in five years...

"No-no! Go back to that apricot thing. Who said I poison my apricot-smoothies? Was it Sprout? Is it because he had diarrhea that one day he just happened to have one of my smoothies? I saw him picking his nose before he touched his straw! He's a liar!"

Sunny Starscout...

...won't let you see her manager...

"I AM the manager! Who's telling these lies? Hello?!"

Now you know...

Sunny Starscout...

"Who knows? Where---Hey!" Before any answers could be reached in return, a stick slowly crept out from the darkness and started poking the poor mare; urging her towards the exit. "Hey! Stop poking--OW! Stop! Who told you about any--OW!" With each second, the frustrated demands grew more and more subdued until they disapeared completely.

...I think I learned a lot today.

Author's Note:

Hey! Got a nice account update here. Read up on what my coming plans are, and if you can support me. Always appreciated. Take care.

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QuirkyCapricorn
QuirkyCapricorn #1 · Oct 4th, 2021 · · ·
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I come back after a while to find not only is this still going, but you've incorporated the new generation into it? That's amazing! Loved this take on Sunvy!

overlord-flinx
overlord-flinx #2 · Oct 4th, 2021 · · ·
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11001549
It's a monster that doesn't end... Until I eventually hit some sort of chapter limit.

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #3 · Oct 4th, 2021 · · ·
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I assume she inherited the house from her father, she wouldn't HAVE any rent. Unless she got hit with an obscene inheritance tax.

Dirty Bit
Dirty Bit #4 · Oct 4th, 2021 · · ·
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I'm sure Discord and the gang are happy with such a return to form after traveling to the future.

11001616 Nevermind the inheritance, I wanna know how her father kicked the bucket, be it sickness, accident, or other unforeseen circumstances.

shirotora
shirotora #5 · Oct 4th, 2021 · · ·
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This'll be extra fun as anyone that remembers these guys are dead, so they have no idea what they're in for.

SuperPinkBrony12
SuperPinkBrony12 #6 · Oct 4th, 2021 · · ·
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11001787 Or you know, it could be old age. He don't know how old he was.

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