Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Trixie

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

The star designed purple wizard hat upon the mare's head dipped a little as she smirked proudly.

Trixie—

"The Great and powerful Trixie, if you'd please."

The Great and Powerful Trixie...

…hates her mane…

"Hat my mane? Absurd! Who could possibly hate such a luxurious and magnificent silver mane like my own?"

The Great and Powerful Trixie…

…Is homeless…

"I'm not—Well… I wasn't until recent events. But I could have another one built in no time."

The Great and Powerful Trixie…

…Can't afford to bathe…

"What makes you say that? Do I smell? I bathe regularly! I assure you!"

The Great and Powerful Trixie…

…does favors for Twilight Sparkle for food…

"Not in a million years! I'd rather be stripped of my magic and eat dirt then take one knee to that upstart!"

The Great and Powerful Trixie…

…traded her powers to Twilight for a sandwich…

"Where are you hearing these lies? The Great and Powerful Trixie demands names!"

The Meek and Powerless Trixie…

"What did you call me?"

…she robs tip jars…

"Once! I took it once! The service was far from befitting my magnificent presence. They owed me that tip for the poor service!"

Now you know…

…Trixie…

"They don't! They think I'm a poor beggar with ratty hair because of you!"

Dial the number below and help this mare get off the streets… and off Twilight Sparkle's lawn…

"The Great and Powerful Trixie is never on any of these things! I'm not poor, I'm not poor!" the blue mare shouted with a slight whine as the light showing her faded to black.

Comments

[Pinkamena777]

wheres the number XD

[Solar Eclipse]

471468
It's the 911 mental health care unit

[RedvsBlue327]

Hmm, are we using the really bad fanon depictions of these characters? Cause I like it!

[Chloronium]

The Meek and Powerless Trixie?

[ImRaidAccount]

471468 wut

[ImRaidAccount]

To qoute CR "why must give these lighthearted creatures such terrible, dark backstories."

[overlord-flinx]

685188 None of it is true. Know Your Star is based off of telling lies. And I do so love CR.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

"Trixie traded her powers to Twilight for a sandwhich." okay now you're just being ridiclous.

[treos]

poor, poor, trixie

[Enmar]

what?

lol?

[BrightIdea]

Oh Yes

[iloveportalz0r]

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Trixie_lolface_1.png

[PieisGood4U]

Indeeed
I too
"Hat my mane?"
So now i use Hats a lot

[GraveHaunter92]

This is BRILLIANT! Its been a while since a fanfic has made me laugh this hard!
Poor poor Trixie...

[Sunset_Shimmer83]

The Great and Powerful Trixie…

…does favors for Twilight Sparkle for food…

…traded her powers to Twilight for a sandwich…

…she robs tip jars…

Dial the number below and help this mare get off the streets… and off Twilight Sparkle's lawn…
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS i love your insults lol

[KingofBronies]

xD I cant stop laughing while reading these!

[MI9000]

oh deal lord i love these know you mare SO BLOODY MUCH. YOU WIN THE INTERNET! THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS!

[Hyperion]

for once, he's telling the truth

[Armadaes]

....the more you know...

[Violet arts]

I love it!

[Dragaen]

lol, that part about trading her magic for sandwich got me

[Simon GHOST Riley]

655527 The following comment is about your pic:
DEATH MACHINE

[Simon GHOST Riley]

Trixie, I told you a million times: GET OFF TWILIGHT'S LAWN!!!!!

[TheBookwormPony]

"Hat my mane? Absurd! Who could possibly hate such a luxurious and magnificent silver mane like my own?"

Not to be nit picky and obnoxious here, but there is a spelling mistake: " Hat" Should be "Hate". Just thought I'd point that out

[oldaccount_notused]

"Hat my mane" Though this is a simple typo, I find it extremely ironic.

[MLPTMNTLPS-Moving]

I like Trixie's mane though XD

[toxiconym]

Is it okay if I'm the only one not finding this funny?

[Chaos Rex Regis]

5115800 It's fine, but it might help if you watch the original skits these are based off of.

[cheesegal]

"The Great and Powerful Trixie is never on any of these things!

I think you meant to say: has never done any of these things

[Penn Hooven]

Dial the number below and help this mare get off the streets… and off Twilight Sparkle's lawn…

The part about Twilight Sparkle's lawn made me laugh.

[asterion97]

Looks like Trixie needs to should start her own Patreon, maybe a kickstarter program just to get them mulas to get by
$$$$

[Lancerlot]

7102523
Those skits are not universally available.

[overlord-flinx]

8326263
And the ones that are aren't the best examples. You have to do some really hard searching to get some grainy footage of them these days.

[My Sister Tia]

This is just something.

[WorldWalker128]

You know, it's kind of funny because I've lost count of all the pictures, comics, and animations that imply quite strongly that Trixie is mooching off of Twilight in some fashion on the regular from building a tree-house in her tree-home before it became a crystal monstrosity to...pleasing an Anon in Twilight's back yard for 50 bits.