Oh! I didn't see you there.
But you told me to start recor--
Hello. This is Know Your Mare. Or -as we are known throughout the world- Know Your Mare.
Ain't they the same thing, Cap'n?
The "Are" in "Mare" is slightly more pronounced the second way. It's a Prance thing; don't look at the woman. Anyway! We have a lot of fun here on the show. But what we never forget is the love of the holidays. That's why we want to wish you all a very Happy Hearth's Warming.
Cap'n! You can't say that!
Why not?
It excludes ponies that don't celebrate Hearth's Warming?
Who doesn't celebrate--? Never mind. Uhhh... We'd also like to wish you a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Kicking Kwanzaa, and uh... Festive Festivus.
Cap'n!
What now?
You're segregating ponies by dignifying each celebration in a different order! Now the ponies who celebrate Kwanzaa might be offended.
No one celebrates--! Ugh. Happy Holidays! There. How's that? Neutral enough?
Nooooo! What is somebody doesn't celebrate holidays?
Fine! Then Merry Shut The F--!
BLEEEEEEEEEEEP!
We're sorry for the interruption. All our host wishes to say is have a fine day today. A day where some celebrate while others don't. Make this day whatever you wish. With yourself, with friends, or with family.
And -lastly- we hope here at Know Your Mare that we will see you next year. Be safe, be merry, be smart... But if you were smart, you wouldn't be here, would you?
Queeny...
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merry christmassss
That Discord, though
Happy Holidays
Love the AVGN reference! xD
Ah, PC... How I freaking hate it
Seriously, people get too butt-hurt too easily.
Freakin' hysterical!
Happy Holi- I mean... Have a good one, everypony!
Did someone say Festivus!