Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Flurry Heart

Know your---Nooooo!

What? What's wrong this time?

That's a baby!

So? We've had babies before.

A royal baby!

We had Celestia on a few times already. And she's the biggest royal baby of all.

A royal baby that's like a ticking nuke!

Again, I point to my last statement.

I have to be on his side with this. This seems a little wrong... And dangerous.

Are you both joking? This is low hanging fruit. This is our specialty.

I always thought I specialty was professionalism.

Now who's telling jokes?

I will have no part of this.

For the love of---Fine. I cannot believe I'm being morally brow beaten by a lord of Chaos.

You can't always expect the same level of nonsense from me. I gotta mix it up from time to time. Keep you on your tippy-hooves.

Speaking of standing on the tips of your hooves, where's Pip?

I put him in a stroller to pose as Flurry Heart until we returned her.

...Pip is like twice her size.

But he looks so adorable. Wouldn't you trade your baby for him?

...A difficult point.

---

"Should we call the guards?"

"Maybe we can hold off on that."

Buy me a hat for my little, baby head, mum!

"...I'll go buy him a hat."

Author's Note:

If you have the time, I'd love for you to check out my latest little diddy "Life's Cruel, Unfair, and Needs More Cookies"

Comments

[Blank Page]

Oh my god, I've been trying to find this story for months, but I couldn't remember its name for the life of me. Last thing I read was waaaay back in 2013. Can't wait to get caught back up

[Tatsurou]

That Pip bit at the end made me burst into laughter!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Yeah, Flurry Heart is kind of off limits with her crazy powers. She's just not as restrained as her more powerful mother, aunt, or great aunts.

[HB_DS2013]

I'm surprised there isn't a chapter on Starlight and Sunburst.

[overlord-flinx]

8115959 we're getting there. I have episodes to catch up on.

[Dirty Bit]

Because even Discord has standards, even if it's for the sake of baffling folks like Chrysalis

8115744 Same

[Razzy]

Hey, at least Pip doesn't blow half the country up every other second, that's a huge improvement.

[proto20]

We had Celestia on a few times already. And she's the biggest royal baby of all.

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[Cuber Snuggles]

Yes, new things! Nice to know that in my absence that something I have no control over is doing fine.

Sort of off topic, can I ask you a question?

[overlord-flinx]

8132017 Sure.

[Cuber Snuggles]

8132041

You've probably been asked before, but can I make a spin-off? It would be like Know your Mare, but the complete opposite. Telling truths like a fisherman: extremely exaggerated to the point that it's a lie. Kinda like Trixie in season 1. (Just a random thought I had)

[overlord-flinx]

8133228 Go ahead.

[Cuber Snuggles]

8133585
Thanks!