Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

LOST EPISODE: Lightning Dust

The events of this chapter take place between "Final Battle: Spitfire" and "The Final Song".

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Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

On center stage, the brazen pegasus stood tall and proud as the voices took the room.

Lightning Dust...

...wonders...

"Wonders what?"

Lighting Dust...

...Can't wait a few seconds for me to build up a joke...

"I'm on a kind of tight schedule."

Really...?

Do you have a Wonderbolts meeting to go to...?

"Hey--"

Oh wait...

...You aren't one...

"I should've been."

Lightning Dust...

...can't spell 'team' with an 'I'...

"Yeah, well... I can spell it with 'me'."

But you can't spell it without 'part' or 'us'...

...And without 'us' or 'we', 'me' is "partner-less'...

"....What...?"

Lightning Dust...

...just got alliterated ...

"Whatever, I'm out of here..."

Lightning Dust...

...is spineless...

"What did you just call me!?"

Lightning Dust...

...shares the skeletal structure with a jellyfish...

"I am not spineless!"

Now you know...

Lightning Dust...

"But you--You...UGH!" With a burst of lightning, the mare disappeared off the stage in a huff.

She's fast...

Probably because she's been snorting 'Lightning Dust'...

...What's that...?

I'll tell you when you're older...

No you won't...

Comments

[overlord-flinx]

Not a good chapter, which is why it is lost.
Go read something that's better of mine .

[oberon]

The neverending story indeed!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

This was a plesant surprise.

[Seether00]

Aww, but Lightning Dust has become my favorite pony who isn't Twilight.

[Roarin Thunder]

How is this supposed to end if you keep breathing life into it?

[DoktorK3]

It just won't die, will it?

[Tachyon Xenophile]

1948967 A true story never ends.

[Roarin Thunder]

1949021 But he promises us the end! And it just doesn't... If he doesn't truly want the experience to end, he needs to make a sequel! Don't just throw bonuses on us. Go all out!

[overlord-flinx]

1949032 I can't do that. This story now breaks the rules of the site. I have to add onto this story if I want to continue it. Which, I do not. However, as I posted a blog for, I found a few lost chapters I didn't use. I asked if people wanted to see them, and no one declined.

[Roarin Thunder]

1949045 Can you point out the rule it breaks please?

[overlord-flinx]

1949052 It breaks the rule of "Script story".

[Roarin Thunder]

1949055 Thank-you for pointing it out

[overlord-flinx]

1949059 It's a newer rule and Know Your Mare existed before the rule was set, so I cannot be touched unless I try and make another story.

[Roarin Thunder]

1949063 That's unfair! Who would actually get you in trouble besides the admins?

[overlord-flinx]

1949069 You may be surprise.

[Da_Spy]

Awesome!

[Someguy987]

For a finished series it sure gets a lot of new chapters

[Impoxdragon]

Meh

[ThatPoemGuy]

1948919

This is Australia...

[Chuck Baleigh]

I saw "LOST EPISODE".
I thought "Lost Tapes".
In other news, why did that show exist?

[demanji]

1949082 i can be google.com/imgres?q=surprise+pony&um=1&hl=en&tbo=d&rlz=1C1TSNO_enUS479US479&biw=1366&bih=667&tbm=isch&tbnid=7hPIENly7T4TTM:&imgrefurl=http://tulpa.info/forums/Thread-Holly-Surprise-and-Filly-s-Doodad-About-Stuff%3Fpage%3D27&docid=hBbeYZS7r0dgiM&imgurl=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1gkuuqOMQ1qfqgoro2_500.png&w=500&h=500&ei=fAPyUO22PKHm0gGDtYGgDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=686&vpy=67&dur=1866&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=169&ty=117&sig=116605534781671805213&page=1&tbnh=140&tbnw=140&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0,i:95 woohoo

[dzamie]

1949775
If anyone can't load the image due to it being a Google Images link, it's a profile-angle picture of G4-style Surprise with wings flared.

[halo003qd]

1949055 But it's not written like
Discord: Know your mare
Discord and Pip: Know your mare
Discord, Pip and Chrysalis: Know your mare.
That's what they are getting at by script stories. Who know I may be wrong and your fic was indeed grandfathered in. Either way you could just go send a message to admins to ask them if you would be able to post a new story like this unless you've already done that.

[Mr. Grimm]

"Have you ever snorted powdered lightning?"

I have a feeling that Discord began his career after doing that.

[BBJBS]

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that Lightning Dust sounds like a drug.

[deathblade]

You'll never be able to stop, huh?

[MrWhatnow]

So...you're not still writing? I think that's a mistake, I'm not saying keep going at a constant rate or anything, but maybe you should just like...every once in a while when a new episode comes out with a character you can really use than make one.

[Larger Seagull]

Yay, you answered my post

Now all loose ends are tied. So, thank you and I hope your next story is as wonderful as this one.

[GuyInTheCorner]

Nothing can kills this.

[Veryveryfluttershy]

What happens if another character is created in MLP?

[19jburner]

Probably because she's been snorting 'Lightning Dust'...

COCAINE REFERANCE!!!

[Revan]

The endless tale continues...