Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

EXTRA: Discord

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Silence was all that replied. Only this time it wasn't from a lack of a guest, but instead a lack of life or animation emanating from the stoned joker.

Discord...

...He's one hard nut to crack...

"..."

Discord...

...is a few quartz short of a diamond...

"..."

Discord...

...isn't a bad guy...

"..."

...I mean...

...at least he's headstrong...

HAH-HAH-HAH...

"..."

Discord...

...has a rock hard body...

"..."

Discord...

...understands the statue of limitations...

"..."

Discord...

...is boulder than any pony I know...

"..."

Now you know...

Discord...

If only the rest of our guests could be so compliant...

...So how do we get him back...?

I'll handle it...

Comments

[HydroHeat]

Ok, I will admit, that one made me absolutely piss myself

Discord is best villain. No exceptions.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png

[Shadow Scryer]

Funny thing, despite being frozen in solid rock I still think Discord's powerful enough to speak in that state if only telepathically. So from my point of view, he was mocking them by remaining silent.

[Bookworm24]

So that means that bold voice can't be discord....dun dun duuuun

[darkironpony]

702404 Wat a twist!

[Mithrandir]

"Get him back" ? Uh oh . . . villany. . .

[Carbie]

I think the line voice may still be Discord because they were saying nice things about him or it could be Screw Ball.... I NEED TO REREAD EVERYTHING! SEE YA!

[Xuncu]

Trololololo~

[Broneyofnoel]

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png

[Neuex]

That was... Punny!

[Juria]

Best chapter, so far. Good luck topping yourself. :D

[Isopod]

Oh-ho! What a twist! So one of the voices isn't Discord at all!

This is getting mighty interesting!

Also, this chapter was legen................wait for it...............dary!

[Yamsomoto]

Quiet frankly, I still believe the bold is Discord. There isn't another chaotic mess that still lives anywhere in Equestria. The "Stone" of Discord cant reply but that doesn't mean that Discord is in there :P

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Discord is still "Frozen Today" but the voices have another target, oh joy.

[Paladin Redflare]

That's fuckin' funny.

[Codyray1]

Oh god dammit, that was a good one.

[Shadowed Rainbow]

So either Discord isn't one of the voices, or he is but he's being a master troll.

[Xuncu]

*comes back* Heh, his lines still feeds his own ego.

[KillerSteel]

This was amazing. Every wise crack was so horrible, it was hilarious.

[iloveportalz0r]

702383 a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/k/ikrplz.png

702854 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Pinkie_Pie_lolface.png

[PieisGood4U]

THOSE were some awful puns.

I LOVE IT. LOVE IT.

please more.

[Enmar]

i liked this one!
verry punny!

[Onced]

LOL. Three voices vs. a statue

[ashketchumpony]

what are the voices of the people that are lying suppose to sound like? this is really the only thing that i am hung up on :3

[the-pieman]

702383 Dang right, want to join my Discord party? It's a party based on chaos and just being weird. You should see the decorations!

[PornOfKidsMediaIsBAD]

HAHAHA! that was funny mate.

[OmegaMajora99]

[The Princess Rarity]

Ohhhh, good one.

[Zanpony]

wait a second.....

if discord is stone....

how can he be a voice....

HEADCANON PLOT TWIST

[Dragaen]

2338249 not going to lie... your avatar freaks me the fuck out... and I don't know if it's b/c I like it so much or what, but good show

[BlaappyMLP]

Awful Puns = Instant Win. Great job!

[Spirit Shift]

lol i LOVE how bolds insults are just disguised compliments
"hard nut to crack"?
"rock hard body"?

[Puzzle Reader]

LOLLERSKATES

[Simon GHOST Riley]

2901989 Nice name and pic, but I still prefer the SNES

[RedRaven]

my theory
Bold-Discord
Underline-Pip
Italics-Miss Cheerilie

[nomnomz]

the stoned joker.

Wow.

[Rosebud_teh_Pegasus]

Hmm...
Ok bold is Discord
Italics is Miss Cheerilee
Underline is Twist... Or Pip... It makes more sense to it to be Pip though....

[ShadowLDrago]

Well, this was Pundemonium. I'm not apologizing.

[Briarpelt]

Okay, so either this is a statue of Petrified Discord that is being used to throw off the scent, or I'm wrong. So very, completely wrong.

[My Sister Tia]

2826332
Yes!