Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Bon Bon

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

Her mane in its usual double-colored curl, the mare sat quietly as her introduction began.

Bon Bon…

…is the fiend of a Thousand-Faces…

“I’m the what?”

Bon Bon…

…will have you cower before her true voice…

“I’m not really following what you’re saying.”

Bon Bon…

…pudding…

“Why did you just say that?”

Bon Bon…

…didn’t laugh at that…

…thus making her a liar…

“A liar--- Oh! That? Yeah, that only works with jokes.”

Pudding is funny…

“Yeah with a punch line or a lead up line.”

Bon Bon…

…is a critic…

“No. I’m just telling you that you can’t make a joke out of one word.”

…Alfalfa monster…

HAH-HAH-HAH!

Alfalfa Monster!

Stop laughing…!

…We’re supposed to make her laugh…!

…and turn your echo on…

Oh…!

Sorry Mi—

Stop talking!

See…?

Now you’re the one blowing your own disguise…

Silence yourself you…

…missh—

What was that you were saying about cover…?

Yeah…

…don’t blow your cover…

“Uh… Can I go?”

Huh…?

Oh…

Yeah…

We got off track…

So…

Now you know…

Bon Bon…

“Not that much though.”

It’s alright Sweetie…

No one cared anyway…

In a huff, Bon Bon departed out of the darkness with her head held high.

Comments

[shirotora]

noone care about Bon-Bon

[Joel]

Miss Rarity Maybe?

[Kingsonnn Dededoo]

"It's alright Sweetie"

WAIT WHAT.

[HikariToYami]

Did she just make it?

[Broneyofnoel]

I miss the old chapter layouts...

But continue

[overlord-flinx]

684881 It'll go back to it later... or will it?

[Broneyofnoel]

684886

If it's not changed back
Youll get a bullet in your crack

-Iron Will

[overlord-flinx]

684896 Duly noted.

[Discord_Sparkle]

Obviously the voice that said Sweetie is River Song, and that's why Doctor Whooves keeps not getting his turn.

[blastdragon]

This one is Sweetie Belle, she's still has leverage over the original voice. Italics is somepony with his/her name or nickname beginning with "Mi...". Guess it is Cadance. She and Sweetie were the first 2 who really defeated the voice. Both by threatening the voice at the end... I really don't know who the first voice is. Could be nearly everypony (even one of the pony's from the first group of chapters), maybe it's Discord but the voice is now too soft too be Discord.
Now the biggest question stays: Why? And I truly have no idea! Maybe just for fun and cutie-marks?

[overlord-flinx]

684952 An amusing assumption, well thought out as well. I am honored that so many people are taking time to think about a comedic show like this. Which is why I'm dropping slight hints here and there now.

[SergeantShenanigans]

684952
That may be true of Sweetie but answer me this, if she is the underlined voice then why did she speak in a British accent when she first appeared and when she used the trap door say that there were no planks so the trapdoor was the next best thing? Now, who is the only pirate-ish pony in the show?

[overlord-flinx]

684994 Taz! Shut up !

[Misharra]

...now I'm going to have this mental picture of Bon-Bon turning into a horrible tentacle fiend that I must raid weekly for epics. I won't be able to get rid of it.

Loving this fic, though, and have already shared it with everypony I can!

[LightShadow]

Chrysalis please

[Magatsu Orpheus]

I think that the Bold Voice is the original disembodied voice from All That. The Italics voice is Cheerilee (Miss Cheerilee, as her students call her.) And the underlined voice is Pip. He's the only pony we know of that talks in a british accent, and both Cheerilee and Pip have yet to appear. The question remains, why?

[Bookworm24]

what we dont know is if the "MI" they're talking about is "MI" as in Miss or as in Me.

[overlord-flinx]

685192 Correct you are... for the most part.

[Flame6666]

I think italic voice is Mister Fancypants.
underline voice is Pip.
bold voice is... I have no idea.

[AccountDeleted]

What if it's Miss Cheerilee?

[TheMeowManian]

I don't know which of Bon Bon's voices to read this in.

[overlord-flinx]

685527 That comes later during the duel.

[Knicknack]

got it! chrysilis bold, cheerilee italic and pip underline.
thou i would not of thorght of pip and cheerilee with out other comments

[SergeantShenanigans]

685018
Yes sir.

[overlord-flinx]

685670 Nah, I'm just kidding

[Moon_Fire]

685018 I know whom the underlined voice is
Don't worry, I won't blackmail you... much...

[overlord-flinx]

686230 It doesn't matter. Underline is supposed to be the easy one.

[Moon_Fire]

686598 oh...
don't mind me then!

[DstroyA]

probably my favorite part of this story is the random speculation that occurs in the comment section. It makes each short little chapter more entertaining to read through again on your quest to guess.
have a stache

[SergeantShenanigans]

685813
Really? I had the case in my hands and everything... Oh well, guess I will just let the disc get dirty, watched it enough times anyway.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Hey Bon-Bon here's a good joke for you (please don't hate me for this) "I laugh at, never hearing of, putting those, incredible amazing, rocks, in my bag."

[The Iron Brony]

If it turns out that the underlined voice is Pipsqueak, I called it!
Also, I think Discorded Fluttershy is the voice in italic
And I have no clue about the bold face

[iloveportalz0r]

684896 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_gaze.png

[TheWarriorpony]

Mi-amore Cadenza?

[Enmar]

only one pony would think pudding is funny...
and laugh at Alfalafa monster

[Lord Discord]

685192 I think the Mi is for Mister, as in Mr. Discord.

[Thegodhand]

[General Derpy]

"Bon Bon…

…is the fiend of a Thousand-Faces…"

[lunaDaRula]

First, possible doctor who refrence "Hello sweetie." Second Sweetiebell

[AnOldAccountFromtheDead]

Pudding??.......alfalfa monster HAHAHAHAH

[HJSDGCE]

I actually laughed at the punchlines.

[Serefin]

I know who the voices are now.
Bold is none other than Chuggaaconroy!
Italics is played by the always snarky Proton Jon!
And bringing up the rear is Nintendo Caprisun as Underline!

[RedRaven]

My guess is its Mi-ss cheerilie!!!

[Rosebud_teh_Pegasus]

3070684 LL

[Rosebud_teh_Pegasus]

3587927 I agree!!!!

[JustAnotherRandomPony]

[Briarpelt]

"Missh--" could be "misshapen" cut off. Is the First Mysterious Voice Discord, maybe?

[cheesegal]

is the italics miss harshwinny?

[My Sister Tia]

684876
Yeah! but why didn’t the author use other in the main characters? They didn’t even put in Doctor Hooves! Wait...
Are they the voices!?