Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Fluttershy

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

The single pony with her yellow coat curled up a little worried as the voice came echoing off.

Fluttershy…

…has romantic feelings for Rainbow Dash…

"Oh my, no. She's a—And I'm a—So I—eep…"

Fluttershy…

…runs a smuggling ring…

"A smuggling ring? That sounds just awful. Why would I be a part of that?"

Fluttershy…

…abducts animals for trafficking her smuggling…

"Animal abuse? That's just horrible! Oh, the poor bunnies, and kitties, and— Oh, I can't bare to think about that."

Fluttershy…

…cheated her family for the deed to her cottage…

"I would never! They gave it to me because they thought I was responsible; and so my animals wouldn't make a mess of their home."

Fluttershy…

…puts animals before family…

"That's not what I meant. Please stop telling lies about me?"

Fluttershy…

…bribes Rainbow Dash with Wonderbolt Tickets so she'll be her friend…

"That's heartless! We're friends. We don't need to buy each other's affection."

Fluttershy…

…just said she and Rainbow Dash are in love…

"Wah. Please stop being so mean!"

Now you know…

…Fluttershy…

"You are so mean," with a whimper, Fluttershy bolted out from under the light and into the darkness.

…Well now I feel bad…

Comments

[Jumpitydude]

YOU BETTER! (Written for the Fluttershy chapter, in case you couldn't tell.)

[Pinkamena777]

470997 XD

[Solar Eclipse]

It's okay fluttershy! I'll give you a hug

[MrPikmario]

DAMN STRAIGHT YOU FEEL BAD! No one can insult her without feeling bad! It's Fluttershy, silly! You cant do it.

[WeThePony]

Dude . . . you are a cold heartless bastard.

[jediinc]

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this physically hurt me...

[Clockwise Gear]

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[Shadowed Rainbow]

Take that announcer guy! Youhurt Fluttershy's feelings and now you are under the magic of GUILT!

[Paladin Redflare]

What's with people and Fluttershy? She is the most cutesy and wootsy pony and nicest pony ever.... true...true... but I don't even.

[Dr Hammer]

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[Bookworm24]

how dare you make Fluttershy cry.

[Lady the Rainicorn]

Dang i feel so horrible making Fluttershy cry

[Kenta789]

You should be ashamed.

[Joel]

Dear Fluttershy insulter... Please may you...

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[Fireseeker]

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[Kenneth Chase]

Curse you DISEMBODIED VOICE! YOU WILL SUFFER SINCE YOU MADE FLUTTERSHY CRY.
PREPARE YOURSELF.

[Agalakachikaboum]

You sir are HORRIBLE.

And to think I actually love FlutterDash. XD

[SuperChaosKG]

Voice, You Dick!!

[EvilEnchantress]

voice you insulted fluttershy you should be lucky that I wouldn't be able to make you a hell serant without my soul exploding or else I would

[Octavio the Umbreon]

472263

I must agree, It physically hurt to read that..

[SuperPinkBrony12]

You ruthless, heartless, MONSTER, how dare you spread such lies about Fluttershy!

[Enmar]

706457
What he said!
D:<

[frogben]

Well as long as you got some mentalitical punish ment im ok with that...

[Maktann]

This has been said before, but I'll say it again...
You belong in a special circle of hell, one belonging to lawyers, people who talk in movie theaters, and people who make Fluttershy cry

[tokyooranges]

My name is Tokyo Oranges... You made Flutters cry... Prepare to die!

[Danbo]

NEVER. Make Fluttershy cry. You disappoint the world.

[Caneighdian Jake]

Oh disembodied voice, you better be counting your blessings that you were spared from being on the receiving end of the Stare Master's righteous anger. Then again, you made Fluttershy cry; the wraith of the brony is upon you. Now that I think about it, I'm not really sure which of the two is the worst possible outcome.

All kidding aside, I love the concept and your portrail of the characters so far is spot on, if I do say so. Must keep reading!

[Waffley]

The voice made Fluttershy cry.
I HOPE YOU BURN IN A PIT OF COBRAS!

[KillerSteel]

I'm just loving all of these. It's hard not to.

[iloveportalz0r]

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[infinite scratch]

Of all the ponies....KILL THE DISEMBODIED VOICE!

[Fallen_Stargazer]

That Hurt me right in the feel to read fluttershy getting lied about like that....dammit I swore I wouldn't comment until the end.

[WinterSpeed]

No one can resist Fluttershy's sadness! Even on omegle. The question I put was "First one to disconnects makes Fluttershy cry!" sat there for an hour...

[GraveHaunter92]

I think only Fluttershy could make the disembodied voice regret his actions

[Cinnamon Cake]

Make fun of Fluttershy?

BITCH GONNA DIE

[fatmanspencer]

best one

[Sciamancer]

I swear I thought this one would be far worse when I saw the title. The last line almost made up for it though.

[tallon567]

ONLY ONE OF THOSE LIES IS TRUE,
WE ALL KNOW FLUTTERSHY AND RAINBOW DASH ARE IN LOVE XD

[agentreilly2000]

You did NOT just speak to fluttershy that way THOU SHALL BURN IN HELL ETERNALY, DISEMBODIED VOICE

[agentreilly2000]

994425

no, we do not. Fluttershy will now wait for you to stop putting words in her mouth.

[Onced]

PERFECT!!!

[Aeonic Archive]

And that ladies and gentlecolts *gestures to angry Brony/Pegasister mob* as why we don't make Fluttershy Cry.

Now you know....
Bronys and Pegasisters

[Brony2]

i knew there would be some kind of shipping in this chapter
and at least this shows there are feelings behind that demonic voice

[EveryponySmile]

[KingofBronies]

xD How dare you!

[FireSPARK3]

YOUR LIES WERE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!!!

[Thunderbird Resurrection]

wow that disembodied voice sure can be an asshole

[Da_Spy]

you better feel sad fluttershy is awesome!

[Jack Ass Knife]

Didn't hurt me. Fluttershy is overrated.

[Zora-Harmony]

awwwwwwwww poor fluttershy!
XDD I know she couldnt stand something like this!
but...is stilll awesome XDD
this know your mare are aweosme funny XD hahaha