Dawn of the First Day: Twilight Sparkle
Know your mare, know your mare...
A pause set in from the darkness, bringing the most familiar guest to the stage to look around a moment confused. "...Isn't there usually--"
--Know your mare!
"--three."
Sorry, princess...
...We were waiting on something.
This will be our final meeting after all.
We want it to really count.
"Our last meeting? I've heard that before."
Oh? You hear that from all your one night stands?
WOOOOOOOAH!
"Hah-hah. Referring to me as something shameless. Only original content from you guys..."
Mock it up all you want. It won't stop us from dropping the hammer on you.
Yeah... And we don't even HAVE a hammer. It's figurative.
We're gonna go figurative hammer time all over you.
It's like figurative time... Only with a hammer.
A hammer that's also figurative.
"Do you hear yourselves? You're just saying gibberish."
Twilight Sparkle...
...Thinks we're speaking a different language...
Some scholar she is...
"Gibberish isn't a language. It means nonsense. Gobbledygook."
How dare you...? You know my mother was Gobbledygook...
"No she wasn't... W-was she? I mean... It could have been all things considered..."
Twilight Sparkle...
...rules over Ponyville with an iron hoof...
"First, I do not rule Ponyville. I just live in town. Second, I would never rule over my friends with cruelty."
Twilight Sparkle...
...rules over the bookstore with an iron hoof...
"It's a library, not a bookstore. And I own it. I don't 'rule' over it."
Twilight Sparkle...
...rules over her bedroom with an iron hoof...
"I share my bedroom with Spike equally... And what's with this obsession of me with having a metal hoof?"
Twilight Sparkle...
...in spite of having the title princess doesn't rule over anything...
"Technically you're right. But I would imagine the title of princess is more just a name rather than an actual entitlement. And, if not, maybe Celestia and Luna will give me something to rule over when they find something. Heh."
Twilight Sparkle...
...is pretty...
"...Pretty what?"
Pretty pretty!
"Thanks...?"
You're pretty like Sis.
"Oh. You're sister is pretty. Thank you."
HAH! Gay--! OW! Why'd you hit me?!
Shut up...!
And you're pretty like me mum.
"Uhh... Heh. Wow... Yeah, thank you."
...Why'd you say it like that?
"N-no reason. Your mother is... something to look at alright."
WOAH!
Blank! I think she's back talking your mama!
You gonna take that, shorty?
Guys, guys... It's fine.
"It is? Good. Because I didn't mean anything by--"
No, Twilight. It's fine... After all, your mama's something to look at too.
Twilight Sparkle's mother is so old, when she visits the Crystal Empire, the ponies there say "Hey, I know you!".
YOU JUST GOT PIP'D!
"That is no way to talk about anyone! I thought you were better than you're other degenerate friends."
Sticks and stones may break my bones...
...But your mother's a big dumb horse.
PIP'D!
"I do NOT have to stand around and take this!"
No... No you don't.
But, before you go... Here's your severance package.
Out from the floor before Twilight popped a little podium presenting a piece of paper to the pony. Twilight looked at the paper cautiously at first, but started to read over the writing on it fixedly once she really got into it. "...Wow..."
Mhm...
We'll see you later, Twilight...
That's why we won't say you know Twilight Sparkle JUST yet...
But you will soon... You will...
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...Ah shit, did Luna wear that mask?
huh. i thought that fimfiction capped the chapters at 200. also, i want to read the book that sunset wrote 2 chapters ago.
Need ta fix this. Good chapter overall.
Some of the bccocde got janked.
4276953 She doesn't HAVE a portrayal... She doesn't HAVE a character. The fact I let her even have a chapter is a luxury; even for the bar of this story.
4276938 ?
Money says she got an apology.
4277027
This sentence is Pip's, right? It's not underlined.
4277082 Ah... Well, when's the last time I edited Know Your Mare, really?
4277086
I really don't know.
4276868 There's a chapter cap? I never knew such a thing existed.
4277541 there used to be one; several stories i was reading ended on their 200th chapter. either it was a coincidence or fimfiction removed the chapter cap.
4278609 I have no intentions of debating whether or not I wrote a shadow (something that can only be defended with conjecture and speculation) with you. If you want to hold onto a shadow, feel free. I like to keep my grip around reality that can be proven.
Getting Pip'd is a thing now.
That Yo Mama joke was good
To be honest, the only thing I want to give anyone involved with creating this is a hydrofluoric acid enema.
4279490 That's nice.
I love Pip'd!!!!
Use that on the final chapters!!!!!
Hard to believe that it's almost over....oh well, it's still fun!
4277732 Austreaoh and its other stories like to end at 200 chapters exactly.
4280703 i love the austreoh series! but there were a few more.
... i just don 't remember their names off the top of my head. lol
Know your mare is ending O. o
I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight
And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
Everybody's screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slipping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again
So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No I can't
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
4280720
Austraeoh
Eljunbryo
Innavedr
Odrsjot
Uhroringr
I'm pretty sure those are all spelt correctly.
4283055
*byro
*Uroh
4283055 i know about those. i was talking about different ones. there was one about a gary stu red-maned, black coat alicorn OC. I think Griffin the Griffin also ended at 200 chapters, as well as My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic. I could be wrong about those, too lazy to look them up and check.
4283562
I was close. You know, given that they're all random made-up words anyway.
This is Australia...
4282611 I read it. I didn't like it...
4284931 Not really "made up," they're derived from Old Norse and translate to various things. Transcripting O.Norse into the Latin alphabet is an iffy business though, tbf.
4285405
Really? I did not know that.
What do they mean? Roughly.
This is Australia...
4285707
All of the translations are on IC's user page comments, if you dig deep enough.
(Translations are of course rough. Old Norse ain't exactly in Google Translate)
Austraeoh: East Horse
Eljunbyro: Rebirthing Endurance
Innavedr: Accomplishing Wind
Odrsjot: Frantic Companion
Urohringr: Celestial Circle
4286402
It is interesting that Austraeoh means east horse, because in Latin, Australis means south.
This is Australia...
4286745 In Norse, Austra means east. False cognates are a bitch, ain't they?
4282611
I think it was someone on /g/ who did an entire review of "Past sins". There is a reason why the thread cap'd in about three hours. I would post the review, because I was giggling like a nut case, from the absurdity of the story, as I haven't read it, but the review is a screen cap, and it has NSFW images.
4282611
I think it was someone on /g/ who did an entire review of "Past sins". There is a reason why the thread cap'd in about three hours. I would post the review, because I was giggling like a nut case, from the absurdity of the story, as I haven't read it, but the review is a screen cap, and it has NSFW images.
4294201
Huh... I've no idea.
apparently that was almost a year ago too, so I really don't even know what it was supposed to be.
Sad to see the show coming to its end
but I'm glad it's not over yet, hopefully I get make Fanart before it comes to a close 
4296779 We worship Pony Joe, creator of Riceicles.
4297184 speaking of Riceicles, Cap'n, queeny and blank need to get sunset to eat one soon. She hasn't had one yet I don't think
I really like this story
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KNOW YOUR MARE MUST LAST FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Classic "Know Your Mare" routine.
Pip is the colt! 