Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

PSA: Fluttershy

Kind, considerate, cute. These are a few words that can describe presidential candidate Fluttershy. No pony has to ever go far to hear her praises being sung. Why? Because the birds and wild animals she tends to in her spare time sing about her every moment. Her modest nature would never allow it, but she is a wonderful voice for those that are too afraid to speak themselves.

Fluttershy is without a doubt a bright choice for anyone to have as their president. You could never find a more pure symbol of a pony.

OR CAN YOU?!

Birds of Ponyville and all of Equestria sing her praises because they've been TRAINED to do so. By who? By Fluttershy herself of course! NARCISSIST! Even more so, she hasn't worked for a bit in her life. She instead opts to mooching off of her friends for 'services'. What kindhearted pony do you know that makes a friend pay for help? Not Fluttershy.

Fluttershy:

Compassionate Cutie?

Or

Greedy Narcissist?

YOU DECIDE!

---

Well that's just not nice...

Who cares? She's a narcissist.

How do you know?

The ad said so.

...Ads are never wrong.

Comments

[doorcf]

OUCH! poor Fluttershy
Flinx you better prepare your flame shield

[ParadigmShift]

*Draws up flamethrower*

[overlord-flinx]

4015123 Neither was my comment. If it was, I wouldn't use an image. I would just let the cold disappointment of words alone express it... But, instead, I used a picture from Lonely Island.

[JimboTex]

...Ads are never wrong.

Ah, the naivete of youth. Never let that go, Blank.

[Dainn]

Greedy Narcissist.

[overlord-flinx]

4018231 Don't waste your time, friend. This story has no point, no flow, nor rhyme or reason. If I cared to edit it to make it look even slightly presentable, I would have. . It's not like my other stories where I take some time to check for flaws. This story is just... A train wreck.

[OmniFox]

Did they just call Fluttershy a..........
I can't say it but it rhymes with mutt.
hint: It starts with a 's' and it rhymes with mutt.

[Lenora Goff]

4018254

Butt?

I didn't read anywhere where she was even insinuated to being called a butt.

[Chaotic Note]

4018254
Jabba the Hutt?

[Cloudy Days]

4018254
And welcome back to the Wheel of Misfortune.
*spins the wheel*
click click click click... click... click
500
L!

[well_thishappened]

4018677 scut?

[Chaotic Note]

4018254
Oh oh! I know!
They called Fluttershy a Schutt! That's a family name! Is she in the Schutt family?

[Dirty Bit]

Obviously Discord's not amused

[RedvsBlue327]

4020281 But... I'm at work...

[Rarity_Forever]

4020296 I KNOW WHO NYX IS NOW DONT WORRY xD

[Sunny Smile]

4020272 going (to read past sins).

[SuperPinkBrony12]

4045153 That's a Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged reference in case you couldn't tell.

[APoeticHeart]

Compassionate Cutie 100% Fluttershy always is!