• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx

It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

Know your Mare written by overlord-flinx
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PREP-ROUND: ROUND 2: ...

You're an animal...

Yeah...

You're a wrecking machine...

Yeah...!

You're the best around...

Yeah!

Nothing's gonna keep you done...

YEAH!

You're gonna go out there and wreck face...!

YEAH I AM!

I've already taken care of everything ahead of time...

...There's no way for her to slip by this time...

She got off easy last time...!

Time for me to bring down the thunder...

Who's gonna win this one?

We are!

Who's gonna win!?

We are!

Who're the boys that make all the wenches wanna scream!?

We are!

Who are the two most idiotic fillies in the world...?

We are!

...Wait, what?

Let's just go...

The three turned to face the center stage from their overlook, seeing the special effect smoke the prepared for this might occasion clear up to reveal their newest target. And there she was, lopsided eyes as always and looking just as confused as she always would be...

BRING IT ON!

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Spark of Inspiration
Spark of Inspiration #1 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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Derpy's next? This is gonna get crazy really fast.
-SoI

Conker
Conker #2 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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:derpytongue2: <--- She's got this.

Goldy
Goldy #3 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/052011/derpy-hoof-muffin.jpg
I think we all know who's going to win.
AGAIN.

ed2481
ed2481 #4 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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This is the battle that was foretold at the beginning of time by the great sages. Repent the end is nigh! :facehoof: Sorry i couldn't help it

Changeling Recruit
Changeling Recruit #6 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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This oughta be good! *pulls up bag of popcorn*

firespacer
firespacer #7 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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my jimmies are ready

UnweptSchlipps
UnweptSchlipps #8 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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How will the Super Friends defeat the wonky-eyed foe whose brain is a steel trap? Find out next time on...KNOW YOUR MARE!!!

Couldn't resist.

Autumnfire
Autumnfire #9 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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if its derpy they are going to lose...again:derpytongue2: i love derpy

Caneighdian Jake
Caneighdian Jake #10 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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Derpy! Derpy! Derpy! Derpy! Derpy! Derpy! Derpy! Derpy! Derpy! Derpy! :yay: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY, DERPY!

"Know your Mare," prepare to meet your doom. Discord may be the embodiment of choas, but Derpy is its master! :derpytongue2:

Oh, there is just one thing more dispicible than making Fluttershy cry, and that's making Derpy cry. :flutterrage:

Oh, I sooooo can't wait for this! :rainbowdetermined2:

CheesyPie
CheesyPie #11 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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Discord and Pip are fillies now? :pinkiegasp:

Shadow Scryer
Shadow Scryer #13 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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For some reason I saw "Derp" in the title before reading it. Had less than no idea Derpy'll be the next target. Wonder how it'll work... surprisingly intelligent? Dumb as a brick? A little slow but unintentionally causing their attacks to backfire spectacularly? This'll be fun.

Darth_Biomech
Darth_Biomech #14 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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Now I warn all 3 of ya folks, dont make Derpy feel bad, or I WILL hunt each of you down. Have fun ^^ :pinkiecrazy:

Warren Peace
Warren Peace #16 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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1014074 Is that a booger muffin? :rainbowlaugh:

Juria
Juria #18 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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:derpytongue2: You're my horses, all 6 of you.

Godmars45
Godmars45 #19 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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They are sooooooo dead :derpyderp2:

Just asking if they were going to be as so stupid to try and take on Derpy again.

PieisGood4U
PieisGood4U #20 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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This gun be delicious.

Xuncu
Xuncu #22 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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Shit, now I need to find some way to make a Derpy!Roid Rage (or Roid Rage!Derpy) to match the epicness...

deathtap
deathtap #23 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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Derpy wins.

Shadowed Rainbow
Shadowed Rainbow #26 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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I liked that pep-talk that Pip gave to Discord. :twilightsmile: But even so, DERPY SHALL TRIUMPH! :derpyderp1::derpyderp2:

Shadow Night
Shadow Night #27 · Aug 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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This is gonna be a Mortal Kombat-esque battle of wits and the witless. Derpy wins! Fatality!:derpytongue2:

SuperPinkBrony12
SuperPinkBrony12 #28 · Aug 3rd, 2012 · · ·
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"Who are the two most idiotic fillies in the world...?" :trixieshiftright:

"We are!" :yay: :eeyup:

"...Wait, what?" :rainbowderp: :facehoof:

Cue the "Doh!" from Homer Simpson or maybe just a laugh track! :rainbowlaugh:

Chaotic Note
Chaotic Note #29 · Aug 3rd, 2012 · · ·
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Crush. Kill. Destroy. Derp.:derpytongue2:

BBkat
BBkat #31 · Oct 2nd, 2012 · · ·
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Who are the two most idiotic fillies in the world...?

We are!

...Wait, what?

:rainbowlaugh: Walked themselves right into that one.

Quinntus79
Quinntus79 #33 · Aug 31st, 2013 · · ·
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The Karate kid wants his 80s fight montage back.:pinkiehappy:

Rosebud_teh_Pegasus
Rosebud_teh_Pegasus #34 · Dec 29th, 2013 · · 1 ·
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DON'T YOU DARE HURT DERPY!!!!!! :flutterrage:

MidnightFMare
MidnightFMare #35 · Feb 15th, 2014 · · ·
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3697991 if they hurt her, I bring a whole fleet of thousand suns chaos space marines upon his miserable existence!
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne!
Wrong chapter lyra

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