Know your mare, know your mare, know your--
A loud screech interrupted the intro.
...Left with a screech, start with a screech...
...Classy...
"Like you know anything about classy. Dweeb..."
Gilda...
...is a stereotypical greaser bully...
"Stereo-what? What's a greaser?"
Gilda...
...doesn't wash her head...
"I'm a griffon... Why would I wash my head?"
Gilda...
...admits that hygiene isn't on her list of duties...
"I preen regularly!"
What about your fur...?
"I lick it like the rest of my kind do? How about you learn about another race outside of sissy ponies?"
Gilda...
...pecks at her flees...
"W-- Well... N-No! I don't even have flees!"
How many flees must die for you Gilda...?
"None--I mean all--I mean... RAAAAAAH!"
Now you know...
Gilda...
"That's it!? You're stopping there!?"
Yeah...
...you stink...
...It's starting to make us sick...
Gilda snarled sharply before bounding off the stage, wings furled in a ruffle.
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New story and yadda yadda.
Oh, Gilda... You got what's coming to you.
I was expecting one of them to say Gilda's a travelling flea-circus...
first that was fast.....
1424900 would've been good
1424900>>1424912 I'm tired... I didn't bring my funny today...
It's spelt "fleas" as in the insect not "flees" as in running
Should have used the water cannon *sigh*
1425390 Guarantee that would get rid of her stink.
1425586 Yea no kidding
1425656 Oh well.
Someone's pissy.