• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx

It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

Know your Mare written by overlord-flinx
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Sunshine Smiles

Know your mare, know your mare, kno--

To the attention of the entire stage, the spotlights set upon the darkly clad guard with wings like a bat.

No way...!

Is that---?

Sunshine--

Bloody sausages...!

Get him out of here...!

Why...?

Look at him...!

...He's a killing machine...!

"I've never actually--"

He's right...

...look at that eye-patch...

...Only one bad mother bucker would wear that...

"Actually, it's--"

And those wings...!

Bat wings...?

Truly only the most demonic of creatures would have them...

"Well, where I come--"

And he has a dark coat...

Oh come on Queeny...

...Really...?

Making this a race thing...?

We were making good points and you just had to go and make it awkward...

Ugh...

"If you would just let me talk--"

Cap'n...!

He's getting belligerent...!

Belligerent...!?

That's the worst kind of 'getting'...!

Leave us, Sunshine Smiles...!

We don't want any trouble...!

"...Freaks..." Was all he muttered before fading out into the darkness of the outer stage.

...That was close Cap'n...

I know...

...Thank the Makers we're alive...

Author's Note:

Sunshine Smiles by Egophiliac

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SuperPinkBrony12
SuperPinkBrony12 #1 · May 25th, 2013 · · ·
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Well that was, intresting. :twilightoops:

Chaotic Note
Chaotic Note #2 · May 25th, 2013 · · ·
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Wait... did Ego give you permission to use his OC?

... Wait a second, does he have and account here on FimFic!?!:pinkiegasp:
WHERE IS HE?!:rainbowkiss:

(Who's a Moonstucker here?)

Beyond the Horizon
Beyond the Horizon #3 · May 25th, 2013 · · ·
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. . .

Huh.

I don't even have words for that.

Wonderstruck
Wonderstruck #4 · May 25th, 2013 · · ·
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How bout sunset shimmers? And the human cast (apparently Paulina, roxy, faith, Amelia and rowellina)

M1Garand8
M1Garand8 #5 · May 25th, 2013 · · ·
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2630021
Egophiliac is a she, actually.

(Moonstucker here =x)

M1Garand8
M1Garand8 #7 · May 26th, 2013 · · ·
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2630274
To be fair, I didn't realize either until well after Moonstuck ended and I saw a video of her sketching Pound Cake in her Slice of Life tumblr comic.

Chaotic Note
Chaotic Note #8 · May 26th, 2013 · · ·
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2630326
... Link me now! Please! I need clarification!:pinkiesad2:

overlord-flinx
overlord-flinx #9 · May 26th, 2013 · · ·
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2631197 No. They WENT to far. You've never been to far? It's a nice place.

infinite scratch
infinite scratch #10 · May 26th, 2013 · · 1 ·
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Chrsy went TOO FAR with her dark coat comment...bad changeling bad

Mr. Grimm
Mr. Grimm #11 · May 26th, 2013 · · ·
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He's getting belligerent...!
Belligerent...!?
That's the worst kind of 'getting'...!

:rainbowlaugh:

That right there is funny.

demanji
demanji #12 · May 26th, 2013 · · ·
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2630274 thats a bowl not a bucket

DJShy3
DJShy3 #13 · May 28th, 2013 · · 2 ·
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I have an idea!


Include some of the past generations of MLP on to the "Know your mane" stage!


Thumbs up if you also would like to see this!

MidnightFMare
MidnightFMare #14 · Feb 27th, 2014 · · ·
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Pony hugs all around... and grimdarks should have warning labels

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