Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

PSA: Rainbow Dash

Presidential candidate Rainbow Dash is the pride and joy of her home town of Cloudsdale. A star athlete and medal winner in countless contests hosted worldwide. Not only that, but she on her own heads the pegasi Winter Wrap-Up crew each year to a fine degree. Her long time aspiration to be a Wonderbolt has always been in her grasp; but her loyalty to those around her always keeps her where she would rather be: with friends.

Loyal, athletic, and a born leader; those are three things Rainbow Dash -the pride of Cloudsdale- holds as a prime candidate for president. Three things that could never be undermined.

OR COULD THEY!?

In Cloudsdale's very records, countless accounts of Rainbow Dash's mischief and past deeds have remained on paper. Star athlete she is, she received an "F" in gym. Why? Because she dropped out of school. ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DROPOUT! Maybe if she finished school, she would be an even better leader. Every Winter Wrap-Up ends late due to her poor leadership each year. She should've dropped out of leadership before dropping out of school.

Rainbow Dash:

Athletic leader you can count on?

Or

Uneducated Show-off?

YOU DECIDE!

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This all seems a bit... mean.

We're always mean.

Yeah... But for a point.

If you don't like it, you make one.

Comments

[ShittyMKSound]

Pfft. school is for uncool fools.

[tana1100]

wow she really holds a grudge

[doorcf]

It doesn't surprise me Rainbow Dash sucks as leader

[Cloudy Days]

Flutter's rage intensifies.
"I'm running for president? Cool!"
"You wish RD."
"Looks like Cherilee is going to have a new student next fall."

[demanji]

4058713 flinx should definitely write the reactions also soo close to 200th

[Alen]

Sugurcube, it´s your turn.
Awesome! Loyal, athletic, and a born leader... that´s me but they forgot awesome, cool and radical!
That´s the same thing!
What are you talking about, Sister?
Forget it and read the rest!
There is more?
What the buck?! It´s time for awesome and radical to kick some flank!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

So, who's next? Pinkie Pie, or Applejack?

Ooh, ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

Uh Pinkie, you do realize that's a bad thing right?

[Cloudy Days]

4058746
"They forgot to mention lawsuits and property damage."

[Cloudy Days]

4058764
Flutterguy

[SuperPinkBrony12]

4058794 "Why you?! I should've known, once a jerk always a jerk!"

[Alen]

4058794
The Princess takes care of them.

RAINBOW! That was a secret!
That´s quit alright My Faithull Student. I will simply cast a memorie altering spell, like always.

Thank you Prin... WAIT, WHAT?!
I was joking, or was I?

[Cloudy Days]

4058822
"Oh, Trixie forgot to mention heckler."

[SuperPinkBrony12]

4058871 "Oh! I'd hate to be you right now! And I think you know why!"

[SCP Pinkamena]

SOON TO BE 200 CHAPTERS!
*insanely parties*

[Cloudy Days]

4059027
"Adding 'assault' to the list? Fool, Trixie shall defeat you with her Tickle Spell of Doom!'

[Gapeagle]

OR COULD THEY!?

I read "OR CLOUD THEY!?"

Too many Cloudsdales in there!

[Kai_]

it goes on and on and on just for the hell of it

[Dawn Flower]

Great story.
i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8103660288/hE8153371/

[BoringChaos]

4072415 best family ever.