Know your mare, know your--
"What is the meaning of this!?" The mare on center stage roared as lightning seemed to crack out from the darkness behind her, adding more of a boom to her voice.
No lightning effects unless we authorize it...
...We have a lightning budget and you're already burning it out...
"Oh my deepest apologies, sir. It won't happen again."
Goo--
The darkness cracked with a little bolt of lightning once again. "Go on..."
Nightmare Moon...
...needs more souls...
"Souls aren't really a part of my plan..."
Nightmare Moon...
...her plan is to agriculturally ruin her kingdom by depriving it of sunlight...
"It's a bit more complicated then--"
As well as slowly killing off ponies by robbing them of vital vitamin C...
"They had oranges."
Nightmare Moon...
...thinks oranges grow in the dark...
"I did not exactly say that."
Nightmare Moon...
... suffers from short term memory loss...
"I most certainly do not!"
Nightmare Moon...
...forgot that she suffers from short term memory loss...
"I AM NOT SOME SENILE OLD GOAT! I have NO form of memory loss!"
Nightmare Moon...
...is talking smack about Grogar...
"...Who?"
See...?
Memory loss...
"SILENCE YOU WHELP!" Lightning cracked against the darkness once more, followed by the charge of thunder.
Hey!
Stop doing that...!
You're scaring the little colt...
"Scaring the little colt!? Scaring the little colt!? You weak-minded--"
Now you know...
Nightmare Moon the child hater...
"I do not hate children!"
Well they hate you...
She wanted to rebuke that, but as she stood there in thought, she dropped her hoof and walked off with a look of realization across her helmet covered face.
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.....dawww that was cute and funny.
Daaawww! I Moony. She's so tsundere.
All the yes!
Related to this chapter:
Awsome. Should've been a little longer, though.
"No little children love me..."
Alas, Nightmare Moon has been struck by the realization that the pirate Jas. Hook experienced in his final hour. Forevermore is she doomed to wander the earth, a broken husk of her former self, wondering what it is that makes her so unlovable. Do not cry for her.
DO NOT CRY!
2107628 Bring it down Grimm, this is a family show.
Don't listen to them Moony, there are a lot of children who like you, at least in our universe, and including children at heart.
2107701
I believe he was referencing "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy".
Wow...I feel sorry for Nightmare Moon...again...
*insert joke about getting the reference here*
You know, and not that this is a criticism or anything because it was actually funnier than a lot of the recent chapters, but from a technical viewpoint, didn't you sort of already do NMM when you did Nyx?
That was ... mean. That was really mean.
Dear Sir, if You want me to feel sorry for poor Nightmare Moon, than You made a good job.
I assume you meant "than", as in "It's a bit more complicated than that."
it IS more complicated than that! Nexus has started working on plants that grow in night!
Poor nightmare moon its not her fault she doesn't understand how nature works
So Nightmare Moon wields Soul Edge huh? Wel that makes a ton of sense.
But I like Nightmare. I had dreamsex with her once!
2107628
I already weep salty tears on her behalf
2108831 Well thank you for that.
maybe next time do iron will, granny smith, cranky doodle, prince blueblood, daring do, tirac, tierk, and if they weren't done already, big mac, lyra and bon-bon. and the rest of their pets too.
almost forgot, little strongheart, chief thunderhooves, braeburn, and sheriff silverstar too.
2109124
Braeburn and Blueblood were already done
2109829 sorry, i forgot.
When Bastian received the Never Ending Story from the old man an at the book store, it turned out that Bastian was illiterate. Know Your Mare is what was really in the book.
Here's a suggestion: Flim and/or Flam
2110460 Cut him some slack. He got a few details right. There was a long dragon-like creature; there was a villain that could take on any form and fed off of others; and with each page, the story only grew more annoying and stranger.
2105735 It happene! You cannot deny it! Why would you deny it?
2105735
DONT DENY YOUR HISTORY!
2115835 Know Your Mare in the end is nothing but a passing joke. No one enjoys it, no one cares, and it draws one or two eyes every so often. It's not leaving, so why not update it? Know Your Mare can't have an end because the characters have no end. The story can end when every joke has been made; every couple is made fun of; and until I make that one joke that no one likes.
2109109 But Isn't Daring do just a fictional character in a book?
Nightmare Moon took away the sun and denied me vital vitamin C, but I ate some oranges and it was k.
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2391577 you'd think that, but she's cannon. She's a real pony.
Doesn't Pippington know that Luna is Nightmare Moon?