Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

2000 Part--HOLD THE PHONE!

...Discord...?

Whoa! "Discord"? Not Cap'n? Or daddy? Heh. I'm just poking your peach. What's up Sport?

...What's this...?

...Where did you find that?

I was playing Hide-n-Don't-Come-Out-No-Matter-How-Long-It-Takes-For-Me-To-Find-You with Sunset and I found it under your bed.

Now, Pippy... You shouldn't take things that are under somebody's bed. You don't see me taking the skeletons out from under Queeny's bed, do you?

She has skeletons under her bed?

Metaphorical AND literal. Now, give Cap'n that thing you have there...

...No...

What?

No. I'm showing this on the show.

N-Now Pipsa, be reasonable. There're things we all like to keep secret. This so happens to be mine... Please?

Cap'n... Do you mind checking your pulse?

Why?

Just do it. Come on.

Alright...

...

Do you feel a pulse?

Yes.

Good. Now, are you in any way handicapped?

No. I'm fit as a fiddle in the middle of Fall.

Great! That means there's no reason for me not to show this since you're not dead or disabled. You're clear of the two rules for not bothering somepony.

...Drat... I raised you too well.

Yes you did, Cap'n. Now... Where's a VCR?

Author's Note:

Buried deep, deep, DEEP in papers long since discarded, Overlord-Flinx found something... Something man was never meant to see... But, for all the worth he's gathered, he is willing to show it. Overlord-Flinx will present to you: "Know Your Mare, The First Written Pilot Idea".

Comments

[All of the Above]

, I must see it!

[Tachyon Xenophile]

Let the payback begin.

[Beyond the Horizon]

LE GASP! IT EXISTED BEFORE TIME AND SPACE WERE EVEN THOUGHT OF! THE ONE, THE FIRST HUMILIATION!

[Haunted Toaster]

3066477 i know that and when i said

AND 8 YEAR OLD FILLY WITH CANCER!

I mean this her

[Chaotic Note]

Ooooh this will be good.

[Dirty Bit]

Pipsqueak's becoming too devious. He might be a potential villain if he keeps this up

[Alen]

3069169
You asked for it!

[Web of Hope]

Metaphorical AND literal.

OR; following both definitions of "literally"

lit·er·al·ly
/ˈlitərəlē/
Adverb

1) In a literal manner or sense; exactly: "the driver took it literally when asked to go straight over the traffic circle".
2) Used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling.

^ copied from Google's definition.

[Levana]

I would fav, but I DO NOT want 180 chapters begging me to finish them.

[overlord-flinx]

3066613 Well what do you think "Pipsqueak's Game" is going to be about?

[overlord-flinx]

3066838 We're using the less exaggerated meaning. Discord means that there are skeletons under the bed as well as 'skeletons" under the bed. Both actual, and figurative.

[Web of Hope]

3066996
I assumed it was both, since you said it was both.
I just can't stop finding it funny that literally can mean both "literally" and "not literally"

[TolianTiger]

3066966

"Mark All Read" is your friend dude.

[Queen Cookie]

I think I can see where you're going with this, "And we know how much you LOVE love." Hehehe. I had my suspicions that it was similar to that, and "Mister Chaos" gave it away, and all I gotta do is read to find out who the last voice is, though I have my suspicions.

[Dragaen]

I wish to know what it is that Pip found.

[Piece Bot]

"Know Your Mare, The First Written Pilot Idea".

Sounds interesting ...

[19jburner]

I think Pip found something bad. Bad for children at least.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3066984 Could this be another fic you're planning?

[Chuck Baleigh]

Embarrassing past events?
Embarrassing past events.

[Alen]

3069169
You asked for it!
[youtube=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcn_TPu4qQ]

[Sunny Smile]

3070866 That's what EVERYPONY tells me. I'm 11 and my 9 year old cousin would understand it.

[Pen Brush]

3068834
Yes she is an OC but that is what happened in the youtube video

[Serefin]

3070953 Really? Strange. I knew what that meant by the time I was 11. But then again, I've spent at least half my time on the internet for the past few years...

[lunaDaRula]

3070890 okay true.

[Fleeting Song]

I'm afraid I can't add this to my favorites. "200 unread chapters" is never a message you want to see. Good bits of comedy, though.

[Levana]

3067399 But then I wouldn't know which chapter to start from.

[Puzzle Reader]

Ahahaha, I love how "not dead or disabled" comes back to haunt him.

[Mr. Grimm]

I have a VCR....that still functions.