Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
The powerful leader of Equestria, much like her prized apprentice, seemed uneasy as she stood on stage.
Princess Celestia...
...is 90% made of cabbages...
"While that would be very interesting, I'm not made of vegetables."
Princess Celestia...
...thinks two out of three ain't bad...
"It really isn't. I guess that's still an 'F' on a scale for grading, but getting something done right two times is still fairly good."
Princess Celestia...
...likes bananas...
"They're rich in potassium. They taste good and are good for you."
I know...
...I like them too...
"Good boy. We should have a picnic of cabbage and bananas sometime. I'll let you invite Luna."
Yay...!
Princess Celestia...
...molests statues...
"That is perhaps the most outrageous claim I have ever heard here."
The truth usually is outrageous...
"But it's not true! I've never mol--THAT-- to anypony or anything. How dare you even suggest that!?"
How dare I...?
How DARE I?!
Princess Celestia...
...hates herself so much, she keeps her greatest failures close to her at all times...
"I have never--"
Discord was in the garden...
Your sister was in the sky...
Sunset Shimmer was in the mirror...
"...I..."
Princess Celestia...
...CAN'T LIVE WITH HER GUILT!
"It's not like that! I just... I could not just..." Celestia's words soon stammered off as she threw her wings over herself and departed off the stage.
Yeah...
Walk away...!
Walk away from me like every other time!
TO TARTARUS WITH YOU!
...Shimmer...?
...
...
...She said I was special, Blank...
You are...
...To me at least...
"Sie schrecklich hässlich Prostituierte, sind wir in der größten und mächtigsten Land in aller Welt, Trottania. Dies ist die Art von Leistung, die Sie und Ihr Schwarm NIE haben wird. Nun zu diesem Zunge Kampf zwischen dir und mir ..."
"Once more, you butcher a once great language. My only hope is that you can't assassinate every language by the end of our quest."
"Deine Lippen sagen, ich bin unerwünscht. Aber deine Augen mich ficken. Ich bin eine andere Sprache sprechen, so kann ich sagen."
"Yes, whatever it is you want, later. I still need to pick some things up before we leave. Come on."
"...Jetzt sigh."
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Poor Sunset... I really should watch EQG sometime...
There should be a comic from IDW with their headcanon of how the relationship of Sunset Shimmer and Celestia happened.
2906781 IDW?
Ouch, Sunset, that was harsh.
2906789
This should explain more.
Discord ist der Furhur!!!
Once again, Discord got shot down and sighs in the mix. He still wins this chapter though
I should've seen Sunset Shimmer's part coming
Picnic with Luna? That lucky colt! It will be adorable!
I feel sorry for Sunset and Tia.
Um will be interesting when Discord come back to speak about her promising to sleep with him.
That one had some feel to it... It was a bit serous towards the end... Pretty nice.
Guter Herr, ihr Deutsch ist ein grusige Entstellung der Spreche der Dichter und Denker.
2906789
Where have you been for the past nine months?
2906781 Your wish might be granted come October.
Also no picnic? But what about the cabbages?
2907509
You mean Sprache not Sprecher, Sprecher means speaker and not language.
2907661 Right here. Why?
2908018
Because that's about how long IDW has been making official MLP comics.
2908135 Doesn't seem to interest me...
Celestia didn't know that was Sunset did she? I feel for both of them. If only they'd sit down and talk.
I cracked up at this
But I'm not sure if it works that way...
2908135 I can't seem to find those anywhere. I only found the first one online, but that was it.
2908264
The comics are pretty swell. You'd dig their hoodie if you read them.
2907992 Uh... That's a test. I don't know what went wrong. Stop judging me, Nobody is perfect. German is a difficult language. Typing isn't easy. Please leave me alone! I want to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that griffons are supposed to wallow in! Do griffons wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me, I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'M SO PATHETIC!
If you want I could translate Discords sentences in REAL german. This sounds like google translater.
Geez, Sunset's even worse than Chrysalis...
And Discord's knowledge of European Languages is interesting.
So, are Dis and Chrys (lol they rhyme) on their honeymoon? Or a honeymoon analogue?
ok random german part...
I hope no one gets it and the Google Translate fails.
But if you need help with proper german, I would like to help, since it sounds a little off. Unless you wanted it to sound off, then it's completely ok.
3120768 what does the german mean google translate is not giving me anything
3308377 THOU SHALL NEVER KNOW! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHha
in english this becomes
You terribly ugly prostitutes , we are the largest and most powerful country in the world , Trottania . This is the kind of performance that will NEVER have you and your flock . Now this tongue fight between you and me ... "
"Once more , you butcher a once great language . My only hope is did you can not assassinate every language by the end of our quest . "
" Your lips say I'm undesirable. But your eyes fuck me. I speak another language , so I can say . "
" Yes , whatever it is you want , later . I still need to pick some things up before we leave . Come on . "