Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
The haunting echoes filled the stage much to the disinterest of the pegasi flittering through her phone.
Pipp Petals...
...Lip syncs her music...
"..."
Pipp Petals...
...uses view bots...
"..."
Pipp Petals--
I'm sorry...
Are we inconveniencing you somehow?
"Huh?"
We're trying to run a show here...
...Get off your phone...
"In just a second, alright? I'm trying to find a signal."
Signal towers haven't been invented yet...
"So what? Are we in the stone age?"
That's it...!
Pip...
Get her phone...
"I have my phone."
Not you...
Pip...
"Yes?"
Not you Pipp...!
Not me what...?
I meant her...!
But you said Pip...
"Yes?"
A roar of frustration broke over the noise as Sunset Shimmer bolted onto the stage. In one slap, she knocked the princess' phone to the ground and started trampling it. "THERE! Now nobody has the phone!"
"My phone--!" Pipp started to protest before Sunset spun to face her with a bloodcurdling roar, "Your phone, your phone! I'm just gonna go!"
... Technology is tearing us apart.
I think Shimmer is the one who wants to do that...
If you got a moment after having a little chuckle, go on to this post and cast a vote for what story you want to see an update for.
Also, yes, I was looking forward to a Pipp-Pip joke.
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Should've guessed Sunset Shimmer would be the one to take action against Pipp for using her phone.
As were the rest of us
I didn't even think about that joke. Between that and Sunset scaring Pipp, this was a good chapter.
Someone: Pip! Pipp!
Pip and Pipp: Cheerio!
Someone: …listen here you little shits
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That someone is Sunset.
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YES!