Know your--
"Rejected!" from down below on the single spotlight lit stage, a little filly wearing a hat much too big for her own head threw a hoof up in said rejection.
What--?
"Stop talking! I, the gweat and powaful Twixie, will tell you when you may speak."
...
"..."
...
"...Well?"
Well--?
"I said no tawking till I tell--"
Enough...
I'm starting up the show...
"You will not do a single thing unwess I tell--"
Trixie...
...lives in her hat...
"How do you live in a hat? You were hats. Stupid."
Then why is your hat twice the size of your head...?
"Because my head isn't fat wike yours, grammy."
Why you little...
Trixie...
...Will grow up to be--
"The gweatest and most poweweful wizard in the world. Yeah, Twixie knows that already."
Ah...
Young dreams...
...Before reality crushes them...
"Can you not remember yours? You are old..."
I'm not old you pint-sized--
Never mind...
Trixie...
...will never amount to anything...
"Nooooo... Twixie will amount to everything. She will not grow up to be a wrinkly old bag like you."
STOP CALLING ME--
...No...
You know what?
You're right...
You will amount to something...
"Duh."
So much so...
I'll help you out...
"How?"
By giving you this...
At that moment, a book landed before the filly Trixie. "What is it?"
It's a book of the greatest spell of all time...
Trixie picked the book up with a twinkle of her horn and turned towards the police box stationed beside her on the stage. As she walked in and began to close the door, she gave a look up into the darkness. "What's 'boasting'?" But before she could be given an answer, the door slammed shut.
It's Changeling for payback you hack!
...
...Thank the Makers that the boys aren't here to hear me talk like that...
"Yes! I'm glad you taught me about wubs. Very fascinating stuff, but I am very sorry. I will not in this life or in any other life buy Venetian Sunglasses from you!"
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Oh dear god. I never saw this coming.
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I somehow hate the queen even more now.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENDED TO MY VOICE!?!?!?
Why isn't her voice in italics?
I couldn't help but notice that there were a few errors. Maybe they were intentional, or were overlooked, but as long as we get the quality that we expect, it is fine.
I have to read this later... but it took me about ten seconds to scroll through the entire contents, and it is still incomplete? Woah.
...who's driving the tardis?
little twixie voice is soo adorableeee!
but i dont get what the hay happened
1063580 Well its either Doctor Whooves or Withers Song
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u..u did that?!?
1063677
ALL OF MY YES
OH SON OF A-- (goes back to correct due to over active network)
Will the Doctor get his TARDIS back? Stay tuned...
"You were hats" wrong use of wear. I also didn't get the ending with the police box. Someone care to explain.
1064654
The police box is the time machine from Dr Who (or Dr Whooves as he is known as in equestria. His time machine was stolen a couple chapters back and he is the one speaking at the very end; he is being distracted from searching for his tIme machine by Vinyl Scratch. Apparently Chrysalis used the time machine to get filly Trixie from the past. She walks back in at the end to return to the past.
I'm a bit confused. Did Chrysalis give filly Trixie a book about boasting? I think Trixie was doing a good enough job being boastful already. Was the attempt by Chrysalis to make filly Trixie even more boastful in some attempt to ruin her dreams of being great and powerful when she grows up?
So that's how!
I suddenly understand now! No way a pony could naturally learn how to boast like that!
Trixie begins to doubt the magical book she got from that mysterious voice...
Aha, so Chrysalis thus taught Trixie about boasting!
Come on, Doctor... Rescue TARDIS already...
oh... poor trixie! I dont like chrysalis anymore...
The Doctor: Ms. Vinyl are you trying to seduce me?
In other news, Vinyl Scratch is still Best Pony.
Pwned by filly Trixie. That HAD to hurt.
i think dr.whooves would look good in those glasses
Given the fact that it's chapter 69, I'd expect a bunch of sexual jokes. But it's a preround instead of a rematch.
Its the Great And Powerful, Oh-So-Cute Twixie!!!!! http://images.google.com/search?biw=1067&bih=164&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=kNS_UumHDdPNkQfmyoDgCg&q=filly+trixie&oq=filly+tr&gs_l=img.1.0.0j0i24l8.9404.26352.0.28562.40.17.7.0.0.3.513.2972.1j9j1j2j0j1.14.0....0...1c.1.32.img..24.16.2287.TN5FlcaUOYA#facrc=_&imgrc=39AN6Y-FaHQ0yM%3A%3BQGqaC5pFNp53uM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fs3.amazonaws.com%252Fbronibooru%252F08d0974b96baec6e5a27db89d36f8185.png%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.giantitp.com%252Fforums%252Fshowthread.php%253Ft%253D256921%2526page%253D30%3B1100%3B1000
2381230 Queeny also turned Trixie into the boastful, magically-weak unicorn, buttmonkey she is in the future. Who do you think really won here?