Soarin'
Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
Much like his partner before, his body was exposed to the light without the cover of his uniform.
Soarin'...
...Is too cool for the letter 'g'...
"No way, I love 'g'. G's in some of my favorite words. Like grape, dodge, hanging-out..."
Soarin'...
...is the oldest member of the Wonderbolts...
"Yeah. Totally am. I'm -like- five years older than Spitfire."
Soarin'...
...doesn't get any from Spitfire...
"Only if we lose. Which -heh- we never do."
Should we really we talking about this in front of---
Soarin'...
...is fine with Spitfire having multiple partners...
"Long as it makes the boss happy, yeah."
Really...
...I think we should change the subject...
Soarin'...
...is considering letting Rainbow Dash into the Wonderbolts...
"I've run it by Spitfire once or twice. She said it sounds like a cool idea, but she wants more proof that Dash's got the stuff."
...but only if she can 'perform'...
...Stop...
"Yeah, if you're a Wonderbolt you gotta be able to perform."
...and if she can 'put on a good show'...
...Stop...
"Y-Yeah... isn't that the same thing as perform, bra?"
...and if she can 'blow the--
ENOUGH!
Soarin'...!
Go home...
Now...
"Cool, bro. Catch you later," Soarin' gave a simple shrug before trotting out into the dark.
...What was that...?
You can't do questions like that when this kid's around...
Since when do you take other's feelings into consideration...?
I don't hurt anyone...
... especially kids...
...I'm a lot of things...
...And I DO mean A LOT of things...
...But I know where the fun ends...
She just loves to pick on people too much...
Fine...
No matter...
Next time we're bringing old people back in so we can get your revenge...
My revenge...?
...Or yours...?
It doesn't matter...
As you wish...
Your Hi--
Both of you silence yourselves!
"I can't find the exit!" a voice echoed through the darkness. "Oh wait..." a click could be heard soon after, "I found it... Oh cool! There's a pie stand!"
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Goddammit tell me who they are!
lol silly Soarin' dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Rainbow_Dash_lolface.png
lol, pie stand
Voices are getting owned by background ponies and each other
I think the Voices are: Chrysalis , Cadence (MI amore Cadenza) , and Pinkie Pie . But im not sure about it.
Question they mentioned kid but no kid is around? hmm newest voice a child? and the really mean one a girl?
705867 Ah, your mind is piecing it all together... maybe
705878
well I think newest one is maybe diamond tiara or silver spoon, The mean one miss cheerliee and the first voice... hmm still cant figure that one.
The second voice must be royalty of some kind, judging by the way the other two almost said 'your highness'.
Well... Chrysalis and Pipsqueak are two I think...
Dunno who the other one is though...
705904 Well then it's a good thing no one except ponies or adjacent are allowed on the show... except for VERY special reasonings.
hmm shit 32 chapters and it took me twenty minutes you better update quickly
705982 I update once a day... twice if the audience has been a bunch of good little boys and girls
Even with the Discord chapter, I think its:
Discord, Chrysalis, and then either Screwball or Snips/Snails
705996 orly your update numbers say otherwise or fimfiction hates me or both oh well
706006 I skip days on my weekends.
706014 yeah fimfiction hates me stil goes something like 20 23 25 27 30 so yeah fimfiction hates me I read a whole shitload according to the estimate of stories read Its around 136 I beleive or 1336 not sure and my wrd count is over a million agian not sure if fimfiction is crewing with me or what
706024 Umm... That's too bad... I guess
?
706063 me better than my nightmare god I hope that one never occures worst part is is that its within the realm of reality huh why does almost every author talk to me (all but about two have ever not said anything to me at one point or another
Okay time to break this down
Italic Voice is Chrysalis disguised as Princess Mi Amore Cadenza. The first time Italic Voice entered the story she said, "This… is going to be just… Perfect…" and who is the only one who would say something like that that we know, Chrysalis. Also with all the times the others called her "Mi" and in this chapter "your Hi-", it all adds up to it being Chrysalis.
Underline Voice I can't place it at all, we can guess that it is a filly from this chapter and in the Pip chapter she said Pip was handsome so there's that. The accent that she tries to hide is what is throwing me off, no filly that we know has that accent and because of that accent we cant throw out the CMC and Twist, along with Sliver and Diamond. So the only thing I can come up with is it's a OC or a background pony that we never heard the voice of.
Bold Voice I... still have no idea who it is. It can be ANYPONY (besides all the ponies that have been in the story.)
And I'm done.
I'm stumped on the first voice, but I believe the second voice is Chrysalis and the third voice is Twist.
nyx?
Im a good little boy and girl!
hang on royialty who likes to mess with ponys is one of the voices trollestia
706344 Not in my house
.
706393 fair do's just a thorght
but oh my god who are they
Is boldface Scootaloo? They apparently got pissed off when italic was talking smack abut Rainbow Dash.
706405 You may never know
Another fantastic chapter!
706462 you sure are the bigest troll ever
no offence
Well, buck it, I say it's Flim, Trixie, and Featherweight.
706469 Not at all... I'm just highly indifferent
706496 good point
706473 That's all this story is
706518 Impossible. Flinx rule #1: I never regret anything... ever
OK, one of them has to Trollestia, or Molestia, or something or another, that I am positive of. xD
706635 In my world Celestia is Celestia... not something stupid that fans made up
706640
Boy, am I glad to hear that!
Now I can continue to guess in peace. Though, I am suspiscious of the fact Granny Smith is nowhere to be seen. It would be quite hilarious if it were her. 
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Another loss for you mr. or ms. unknown, you really suck at these now you know.
706781 Sir, I'll have to ask you to not get weird around here... this is a normal place
Bold..lT_T
You are a man...beat the Italics out of there...
figured out who they are. not telling any of you though.
Voices!!!! I challenge thee!!!
(I'm out of smiling characters.)
706929 Oh yes, I'm sure you're completely right
.
706939 Round two will be in one hour if everything goes well
706963 i'm insane, a refrencing god, and have a memory that's good for remembering th' most useless facts ever. those things combined make for a good database on who those three probally are.
706983 Then do tell me, I'll tell you if you're wrong. Put it in a personal message. If you're right, I'll even give you a prize
How long has that [Dark] tag been there? If I remember correctly, when the fic started, it wasn't tagged as dark. Or am I wrong?
And what does that mean? Are we going to descend from light-hearted fun to something more serious? *insert Rainbow Dash dun-dun-dun here*
707001 NO THANK YOU. last time i did that th' "prize" ended up being a link to a video of three old guys humping in th' shower. that wouldn't close. *shudder*