• Published 19th Apr 2012
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Know your Mare - overlord-flinx

It's silly, it's pointless, and it makes little to no sense... I've heard of worse story ideas.

Know your Mare written by overlord-flinx
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Turning up to M.

I don't understand...

Now, son. No crying. This is for big ponies.

B-But Cap'n isn't even a pony...!

I'm one-tenth a pony... Somewhere. Maybe my butt...

Regardless, it's for adults only. You're not old enough yet.

But-but-but...

Shhh. Hush now, quiet now. You'll be with us for the episode after. It'll be a special one just for you before the finale.

You promise...?

I promise.

...Alright...

That's my Pip. Now run along.

...I feel dirty.

You look dirty too. But, ignoring that, we have a few special guests to call in for tomorrow's show. Do you have the list?

I have it... Don't ask me where I got it or how I got it... But here. Are you sure we should be doing this?

I don't see any reason not to invite some... Mature... guests for a single show. Do you?

I suppose not...

Oh, we'll slap a warning on it. Stop being such a prude.

Whatever... Still seems dirty.

No... I think it's my tail that's a horse. Right? No? Is anyone listening to me? Maybe i'm one-tenth invisible too... Nice.

Author's Note:

Dun-dun-dun-dun! Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun! WARNING! Next chapter may get... Crazy. There will be a warning. DON'T TRY AND STOP ME! Also, please check out the latest blog post I put up. DO IT!

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ScarletMarineCorps
ScarletMarineCorps #2 · Aug 25th, 2014 · · ·
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Tell me that pony's B. O. Buckler.

Flareblitzfury
Flareblitzfury #4 · Aug 25th, 2014 · · ·
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Mature.... interesting, I can think of a few mature guests.

StarPiece
StarPiece #5 · Aug 25th, 2014 · · ·
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Oh dear god it's back. :facehoof:

SuperPinkBrony12
SuperPinkBrony12 #6 · Aug 25th, 2014 · · ·
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It's Molestia, isn't it?

Super Trampoline
Super Trampoline #7 · Aug 25th, 2014 · · ·
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Backy? Milky Way? Mollestia?

1stChosenStar
1stChosenStar #8 · Aug 25th, 2014 · · ·
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BRING ON THE MILKY WAY AND MOLESTIA BRO!!! :rainbowdetermined2:

isjor1
isjor1 #9 · Aug 25th, 2014 · · ·
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I will not check your blog because I did it before coming here

Butterkeet
Butterkeet #10 · Aug 26th, 2014 · · ·
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Ok, my best guess is Molly, maybe Milky way although I don't doubt that you will surprise me as always

Pen Brush
Pen Brush #11 · Aug 26th, 2014 · · ·
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4908259
Who is Milky Way?

Tesla Moon
Tesla Moon #13 · Aug 27th, 2014 · · ·
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Just start throwing stuff at the wall and see what sticks:derpytongue2:

APoeticHeart
APoeticHeart #14 · Aug 28th, 2014 · · 1 ·
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:rainbowlaugh: Discord, you're a chimera, I'm sure you'll find a part on you that is a pony. :twilightsmile: Also, that is sweet how Sunset calms her little brother.:twilightsmile:

Web of Hope
Web of Hope #15 · Aug 28th, 2014 · · ·
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4905380 Despite all decisions and intentions from Flinx, this won't ever actually end. :trollestia:

Skyguy7_13
Skyguy7_13 #16 · Aug 30th, 2014 · · ·
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4918720
Well that's awfully hopeful of you,
hope I don't get caught in a web of lies.

Comment posted by Duck959 deleted Oct 7th, 2018
Captain Hurricane
Captain Hurricane #19 · Sep 24th, 2014 · · ·
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You never did Ahuizotl! Ya gotta do Ahuizotl, c'mon!

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