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LOST EPISODE: Tom

Know your mare, know your--

S-Sir...?

Sir!

Will you--

C-

Can I--

Can I talk...!?

On the stage below, the lump of pure stone just say there with no plans of moving what so ever.

Can I talk, please...?

Geez...

The mouth on this guy...

Some ponies these days...

Tom...

...he's mica be a rock...

...But he's no illiot..!

...

Tom...

...is a stone-cold--

Shut your mouth...!

I'm just talkin' bout Tom...

Shoo...

...I can dig it...

Stop infecting the boy's mind...

Tom...

...has a real hard-on for the queen...

...What's a hard-on...?

Something your mother can't make any stallion get...

WOAH!

Only-one-that-gets-it Got'em...!

Tom...

...Has great cleavage...

...Boo...

Boo...?

BOO...?!

BOO?!

Have you heard yourself this whole episode...!?

SHUT THE BUCK UP!

QUEENY!

Sorry...

Now you know...

...Tom...

...And that Queeny is a cranky-pants...

If she wore pants...

Stop helping him...

Author's Note:

I lost track of this file A LOOOOOOOONG time ago. No time like the present, right? By the way, I should be updating the wedding later today. Also, I'd like you to go look at Discordia some time; I finished a chapter there that I think is a REAL winner.

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demanji

demanji #1 · Aug 3rd, 2013 · 4 · ·

its odd to find a lost chapter that really was lost but good none the less

Tachyon Xenophile

Tachyon Xenophile #2 · Aug 3rd, 2013 · 5 · ·

Here we go again. Back into the feature box.
I doubt anyone on this site hasn't even heard of this story.
Still awesome, and still deserving the feature though!

Dirty Bit

Dirty Bit #3 · Aug 3rd, 2013 · 4 · ·

Tom really is quite the chatterbox once you get to know him.

Dragonas77

Dragonas77 #4 · Aug 3rd, 2013 · · ·

Why for the life of me can't I remember what song the "Tom...is a stone-cold--" "Shut your mouth...!" "I'm just talkin' bout Tom..." part is from. Please, what freaking song was that from?

overlord-flinx

overlord-flinx #5 · Aug 3rd, 2013 · · ·

2985991 Shaft.

Dragonas77

Dragonas77 #6 · Aug 3rd, 2013 · · ·

2986017 Thank you Flinx!

Dragaen

Dragaen #7 · Aug 4th, 2013 · · ·

2507849 I know right?

BassMaker

BassMaker #8 · Aug 4th, 2013 · · ·

It's a bit shocking after reading incredibly long fanfictions that this is only 55 thousand words. I just finished an almost 300 thousand word fanfic.